missed connections

To the HOT FUNNY GUY who used to work at a certain art store downtown: What happened to you?!? Where did you go?!? I used to come into that store all the time—sometimes even buying things I don’t even need—just to flirt with you. I wanted to ask you out, but I’m chicken shit. Thanks […]

You were with your buddies, and you approached me and started a conversation unfortunately I don’t remember what about, exactly…all I remember is your friend wanted to go to another bar and you asked my opinion. I voted you stay. You were awfully charming… and by the way, you really aren’t THAT old. —Delighted Stranger

You are an older woman I met at a dollar store in the mall. We looked at reading glasses and there was chemistry between us. When my female friend (who is just a friend) returned, I wasn’t sure how to continue. I’d like to see you again. Hopefully, you see this and reply. —Thursday Afternoon

To the beautiful girl with the green labret piercing and glasses who came into my store the other morning, please come back and see me again! We only had a short time to talk but it was pure gold… We even talked about the fact we both have our labrets pierced. If you come in […]

I love coming to the library. You are all so polite and helpful especially the one who makes my day every time I see her. You radiate warmth, the sound of your voice as we talk as if the only ones in the library. We talk and laugh, I want to ask you out for […]

Yes you, the one who sits across from me on the bus sometimes. You’re super cute. We give each other the ‘eyes’ and quickly look away awkwardly. At least I did. That was cute. Especially at 7 in the morning after a night of hard work. That is why I look so rugged when you […]

Sorry I ran! It was nice to meet a fellow appreciator of the mosh pit! —Girl in Red Coat

I miss our 3 minute midnight rides. Our crazy conversation topics always made my day. Aliens, JC, and me smelling like nasty cheese bread. You ‘forgetting’ to turn down my street. You have no idea how badly I wanted to snuggle you. You’re sweeter than the bees knees and cute to boot! Too bad you’re […]

I was astounded by your confidence and appreciate what a beautiful gesture that was reaching out to a stranger. I wanted to call and thank you, however I’m currently seeing someone, and the little card with your number seems to have fallen out on my walk home. I hope that someday a move like that […]

I saw you Feb 1st buying a beer. You were kinda short and dressed in clothes that reminded me so much of Lord of the Rings (for lack of a better way to put it.) Dark brimmed hat, long hair and a messenger bag. You drank the beer outside and then left. Yesterday I was […]

…holy hannah! I saw you on the 7 last night with your blue arc’teryx pack and your nondescript hair colour and I just want to say that you are, hands down, the best looking guy I’ve seen in HRM since I moved here. You should seriously take a second and thank your parents for their […]