Quit stalking me, dude. The hair stuff kinda weirded me out. Seriously. —Paninis No More
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Quit stalking me, dude. The hair stuff kinda weirded me out. Seriously. —Paninis No More
This article appears in Mar 15-21, 2012.
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Note to self: stop using the pube-panini line.
note to self: don’t use self produced hair “gel”
lol Chicken panini with sprouts!…….or are theyyyy??
Maybe “curly” fries instead
*gag!* *retch!*
yikes, what’s that caught in my teeth?
The “hair stuff” weirded you out? What, did he refer to your dye job as blue-black when the designer’s brand name is actually “Morbid Blastoma”
How irredeemably bourgeois of him. Or did he e-mail you a pic of himself and his collection of ginzu knives.
Note to LTWWL-ers. When us peanut gallery types urge you to “man-up” and tell l’objet de votre affection exactly how you feel, you may not get the response you desire.
just dont go to that deli.
Is it Something About Mary?
what can i say, stop going to fucking delis then. either that, or eat the fuck at home, like most normal people, myself excluded, because i am far from fucking normal.
http://www.thecoast.ca/Lovethewaywelove/ar…
Maybe that’ll clear shit up
i think we have a match
Goth gals are kinda hot when they’re not dressed like an extra from a Tim Burton film.
Yeah Biscuit, but there’s a word for Goth Chicks who DON’T dress like extras from a Tim Burton Film.
Amish.
Thought you were going to say “horny.”
A love turns into a bitch. How sad!
http://mballestero.files.wordpress.com/201…
There ya go, Suckers!
..yea and you might wanna avoid the reuben w/ the “russian dressing”
nah biscuit, i’m more the non holier than thou heathen type perv. but now the goth chick, gives me a an extra foot. where you at baby? come to papa suckster, and we’ll delve into all the dark recesses of the mind, yours and mine. and by the way sweetthing, mine is very fucking deep, like a bottomless pit of dispair, when i want it to be.
Marty Martymovich, in my country, ve prefer the “Russian Undressing, yes?
http://russiapedia.rt.com/files/of-russian…
Goth bitches are mean. I don’t think finding someone attractive and unable to express it in person is “stalking”, but what do I know, things have changed since I was 21.
yes of course Colonel ..she’s very shall we say Rubanesque
“Plenty of beef to go vith your potatoes” as ve say in my country.
…and LMFAO at “Rubanesque”, by the way >: )
..she’s a whole Lada lov’n 🙂
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Fun Fact: Sexing a chubby Goth chick is the only time it is acceptable to listen to the music of Rob Zombie.
She works at the deli night lights, sheesh! If you see him around the deli before you start work or after you finnish work then I’d say you may have a problem. If on the other hand you only see him while you are at work in the deli, I think he has a crush on you. Always be aware of your surroundings no matter where you are. Vigilance is key Paninis no more. Be careful.
best nonsensical rock verse eva: “dripping with sin”~Living Dead Girl~Rob Zombie 🙂
I dunno…. dragula was pretty bizarre as well chef-ster….
“Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm”
but then they just dance-remix it and it’s instantly accepted because it has ‘boomin bass’