To the beautiful girl with the green labret piercing and glasses who came into my store the other morning, please come back and see me again! We only had a short time to talk but it was pure gold… We even talked about the fact we both have our labrets pierced. If you come in again I WILL ask you out for coffee. You are that awesome! —The Long Haired Metal Boy at the Gas Bar
This article appears in Apr 26 – May 2, 2012.


calm down trevor
(You DO know that a “labret” is not anatomical and is piercing terminology, right?)