To the HOT FUNNY GUY who used to work at a certain art store downtown: What happened to you?!? Where did you go?!? I used to come into that store all the time—sometimes even buying things I don’t even need—just to flirt with you. I wanted to ask you out, but I’m chicken shit. Thanks for providing memorable customer service. —Art Store Chick
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.


What are you going to do with those 20 cans of paint, 54 brushes and 3 easels now?
Duh, Trood – he’s going to apply for a Canada Council Grant, of course.
If it’s the guy I think you’re talking about (the guy who sold his work at the Farmers Market on weekends), he moved to Montreal.
ah, and the desire for poutine has consumed yet another one…