Yes you, the one who sits across from me on the bus sometimes.
You’re super cute. We give each other the ‘eyes’ and quickly look away awkwardly. At least I did. That was cute. Especially at 7 in the morning after a night of hard work. That is why I look so rugged when you see me.
I think you like it though because you checked me out like three times when you thought I was looking away. You were only on the bus for 4 or 5 minutes too. Don’t be shy anonymous cutie, I just got out of a long relationship, but I totally want to say hi to you. —From the Boy with the Light Blue Eyes
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
I dunno… she probably thinks it would be rough dating a B-list gigolo.