Grind dude: “Hey! I saw you at the gym. I’d really like to fuck your ass but am not into your face. You cool if I hid your face and fuck you?” Hmm… —Unfuckableface
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
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Don’t fuck with the poppy
This is a gentle bitch. To the retail store that thought it appropriate to festoon your window display cases with poppies, surrounding your merchandise: NO! I am sure your heart was in the right place, but a poppy is the symbol of millions of lives lost in war. Its red colour symbolizes the blood spilled […]
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Goodbye
Hello old friend. I know that you probably hate me and I am cool with that. I wish I could tell you this in person, however I can’t. Recent events have put things into perspective for me. My time is slowly running out and I am now trying to correct all the wrongs that younger […]
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Armistice Day jerk
While watching the Remembrance Day ceremonies I was not at all pleased to hear one of the military personnel being interviewed say “there are no atheists in foxholes.” How disrespectful is that toward all the atheists currently serving? My heart seriously sunk to hear it! Just an awful, closed-minded thing to say!—Atheist solider
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Thank you doctors, nurses and staff
I never had a chance to properly say thank you to all of the doctors, nurses and staff at the hospital: I was tired and scared and you made me feel safe. I was stressed out from needing emergency surgery a few weeks back. You were kind, friendly, patient and warm. You clearly love what […]
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Shame and guilt work. We should use them.
I’m not saying we need to shame people in the streets Cersei Lannister style, but a little humiliation won’t kill people. We’re so worried about offending people and “scarring them for life” that we don’t even speak up when someone’s being an ass—and if no one speaks up, what reason do they have to stop?Having […]
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Retired snake
It’s so awesome that you finally decided to retire, putting an end to decades of you pretending to be collegial when, behind the scenes, you stab everyone in the back. No more of you dominating every meeting with your whining, no more of your victim mentality and no more of your complaining about everything but […]
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People who shout and swear on the bus
Dear people who find it socially acceptable to curse, swear and make sex jokes on public transit: Can you just, like, not? It’s uncomfortable for everyone around you, especially at the end of the day when everybody’s tired. Paying a dollar for a seat doesn’t entitle you to ruin everyone else’s day, and my four-year-old […]
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To the white guy who yelled at me from his BMW near Dal
Go back to Oakville.—Tired of entitled men
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Check yourself out of there
To all Halifax dum-dums: The self check-out is not for people who have a full cart of groceries. It is not for people who take five minutes to scan a single carton of milk. Yes, I know the other lines are long, but there’s a reason self check out exists: It’s for people who have […]
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Dear left-turning drivers at Windsor and Young Streets
When inching ever forward in attempts to sneak through traffic to turn left onto Young Street, try not to take up the whole intersection. There are other people trying to turn left through here onto Bayers Road, and you’re blocking our lanes. Stay on your side of the yellow line!—Left-turning drivers at Windsor Street and […]
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The scent of a man is not a fabricated man-fume
You men smell like fools with your cologne/perfume sprayed all over you. Insted of smelling like girly boys, try taking a shower or washing your clothes. Over the past year, we’ve been getting an influx of female perfume wearers. I can smell your dirty clothes along with your stinky perfume. You smell like prostitutes. I […]