You men smell like fools with your cologne/perfume sprayed all over you. Insted of smelling like girly boys, try taking a shower or washing your clothes. Over the past year, we’ve been getting an influx of female perfume wearers. I can smell your dirty clothes along with your stinky perfume. You smell like prostitutes. I prefer to taste and smell my food and coffee when I’m out downtown—not your stink.I guess not everyone is blessed with their own natural scent.
—Best-smelling man in the world
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2018.


Wow, you almost got an alpha-masculine jab in every sentence. What an immaculate specimen you must be. Go back to your mud-hole, piggy.
We should not be able to smell you from the sidewalk as you drive by in your vehicle.
I enjoyed years ago when this city was on the cusp of being scent-free
Cologne isn’t the problem, its you men’s stank arses. Go buy a bar of soap and wash.