Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published September 06, 2007. Bad reception To the bitch from Ontario who cut in front of me in line at the cell phone store on Spring Garden Road:walking around the store doesn’t actually mean you are in the line-up. We were there first, and we were pressed for time…because we have jobs, which we needed […]

Published September 06, 2007. Not my dirty laundry To the two clueless 20-something girls who were walking on the north side of Citadel Hill, last Friday afternoon: I understand that it was piss pouring rain and hence your socks got sopping wet and dirty, but did you really need to strip them off your stinking […]

Published September 06, 2007. Back to scowl To the manager with the brown hair at the Dal Health Sciences Bookstore: I saw you “training” (berating) the young Middle Eastern guy behind the counter. You can pretend that “tough love” was all about inspiring your employees to do better, but we both know what you were […]

Published September 13, 2007. Keep the A/C inside, FFS Last weekend was a nice hot one. So hot, in fact, that a certain clothing store and a certain salon on Spring Garden decided to air-condition the sidewalks. What the fuck?!! In this age of environmental degradation and the desperate need for more accountability, some businesses […]

Published September 13, 2007. Biking a Line To the assholes who insist on flying down sidewalks on their bicycles. They’re sidewalks, not sidebikes. I have news for you: legally, you’re a motor vehicle. You agree to ride on the fine roads of Halifax when you hop on your pretty ten-speed and (some of you) strap […]

Published September 06, 2007. Young Mouth Pieces! To the 2 young college guys that thought you could intimidate the poor looking Urkel kid after the bars on saturday night. What were you thinking? There was two of you and one of him and you bump into him on purpose and then sit there and make […]

Published September 06, 2007. Haifax Needs Commuter Rail The city of Halifax has 400,000 people. Problem is, because of centuries of lackluster city planning, or the total lack of any planning whatsoever in many cases, Halifax has been built out and out, in the least dense fashion possible. What does this mean? It means thousands […]

Published September 06, 2007. Check your attitude at the border Check your attitude at the border For all you Upper Canadians, especially the ones from T.O. check your ‘better than us’ attitude at the border. I don’t want to hear how things are bigger and better in T.O. I don’t care that your Daddy is […]

Published September 13, 2007. Trucked ‘n fucked To a very unreasonable trucking company: in August, you agreed to move our belongings to Ontario for $1,000. On moving day, you show up at 10pm and demand twice that. You tell us WE have to carry everything onto the truck and you’re going to charge us to […]

Published September 13, 2007. Grow Up, Halifax After being away for 4 years and returning to Halifax, I feel like I’ve grown up a bit, and I was hoping Halifax would have done the same. In some ways it has, but in some ways, we’re still the laughing stock of other Canadian “cities”-here are three […]

Published September 13, 2007. Bus Driver The bus driver that was driving the Number 7 Friday afternoon on the 7th is a fucking prick. He’s lucky I didnt knock him the fuck out. It starts when I’m about half way in between stops, and notice the one i’m headed to is all blocked off due […]

Published September 13, 2007. Stupid Pit Bull Owner Whyohfucking why did CTV’s Steve Smurfy have to show seemingly endless footage of that blubbering moron from Truro who DID NOT HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO MUZZLE HER BEAST IN A PUBLIC PLACE! I love dogs too but a RESPONSIBLE owner would not take a dog’s good […]