Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published August 16, 2007. Alberta’s Playground—I think not! Hey Shithead leaving the Clam Harbour Sand Sculpting event in the Ford Truck from Alberta with the licence plate starting with “H” I was behind you, you fucking punk-bastard. You 1) drove over conservation land throwing earth chunks 2) intentionally swerved to knock over several road signs […]

Published August 16, 2007. Fucking angry 2 wheeler TO THE ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE WHO WAS THREATENING US CYCLISTS: IT IS FUCKIN’ ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT TOOK THIS 23 year old’s life: check out the blog: http://thedoublecross.blogspot.com/ Unfortunately, this guy never fufilled his dream of getting from San Diego to Toronto, as some anonymous asshole ran him […]

Published August 16, 2007. HRM Roadwork Why, oh why do road crews start working on the roads before 8 a.m. or after 4 p.m.? The traffic tieups on the Prospect Road and Rotary have been fucking ridiculous. What’s worse is that the crews seem to let the smaller outbound traffic stream through while allowing the […]

Published August 16, 2007. A lot of people have no lives You know the dozens of people who write in to the love the way we bitch column about discarded coffee cups? I think I counted 5 those reading that today. I mean, man, dont you people have better things to do than write letters […]

Published August 23, 2007. Give me my fucking change! Has anyone else out there experienced this one yet? You pull up to the drive-thru window at Tim Horton’s to get your medium double-double for $1.30. You hand the girl a toonie, she hands you your coffee, turns away and arbitrarily decides that your 70 cents […]

Published August 23, 2007. Gimmie shelter To the dumb fuck who was in the red hoodie and pants half down his ass at Scotia Square bus shelter: learn how to fuckin’ read. It says “NO SMOKING”—that includes your fuckin’ weed, pal. If you want to go smoke a joint, at least smoke it in your […]

Published August 23, 2007. Proving their point As a cyclist, I want to thank those who have insisted on riding over the bridge during the construction. Thanks for confirming the opinion of everyone who thinks cyclists are a bunch of assholes who can’t be bothered to follow the rules. It’s no wonder they want to […]

Published August 30, 2007. Save Our Sundays? The “Save our Sundays” bandwagon, thinks that Nova Scotians should be forced to stay home and enjoy a quieter kind of life one day a week. I, for one, don’t think it is appropriate that the government or ministers mandate days of rest for the entire province. The […]

Published August 30, 2007. shitting in your litterbox I’m a driver. I drive a lot because of my job. I encounter cyclists several times a day, every day. And honestly, people, I have never found them to be that much of an inconvenience. Once in a while, I have to slow down a little, which […]

Published August 30, 2007. BUSted To the man on the number 1 bus yesterday around 11am: Where do you get off at calling 13 year old girls who did nothing to you except for accidentally stepping on your foot (and apologizing by the way) “SLUTS” and “NIGGERS?”I understand your old, frail, crippled and probably bitter […]

Published August 23, 2007. Pissed about Pilferage Sunday afternoon I’m waiting for the bus on Barrington Street across from St. Matthews church. There’s a mom with 4 little boys and one of her kids noticed a vehicle with a SMASHED in rear window. I decided to call the cops since the owners didn’t seem to […]

Published August 23, 2007. Head up ass Hey you in the light blue station wagon, corner of North and Gottingen 7:30 Am 20th of August. Thanks for rear-ending my car and speeding away to hide in Dartmouth you waste of shit. I’ll see you and your 4 loser friends in Hit and Run court thanks […]