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Monster-in-law

Haven’t you caused enough grief in the family? You still are paying your alcoholic son’s legal bills? You are going on the stand you evil woman and when you do the whole province is going to have access to your shenanigans. Go get drunk and cry on the phone tonight. Settle up and stop involving […]

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Better Mornings

To the folks at a local gluten-free food establishment, thanks for making my mornings better. I’m too lazy and unmotivated to make my own darn breakfast most of the time, but I’ve noticed that it’s not just the food that keeps me coming back. Your smiles are great (Like, really great). Thanks for being great. […]

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