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Why Helifax?

Why would anyone want to live in this city? There are no jobs unless you want to work on a casual basis with no benefits and be tortured by permanent staff because they know they have you over a barrel because they know there is no decent work out there. Workplace harassment, no lunch breaks […]

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Da Meanie

Gramma you have destroyed your family. You would rather pay that lawyer to drag it on, money that should have gone to your grandkids. The hate that seethes from your pores after a night of rum dumb. Stay off the tele the neighbours hear you and you are their nightly entertainment. I feel sorry for […]

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SWITCH IT UP!

For the love of everything, please use some of those profits to hire new entertainment! You run the most expensive restaurant in the city, yet we sit in our downtown flat and listen to the same guy playing the same set in the exact same order on his stupid saxophone three times every. single. week. […]

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Fuck these hicks

So I moved to a rural town, proclaimed online as “a retirement village,” hoping to find some peace and quiet among the retired folks. I’m only 32, but still… Instead I ended up in a village full of crack-smoking, junkie ass, degenerate, cousin-fucking inbreds, who think they are a gang. Running “the hood,” as they […]

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