Did you ever hear that the size of your car is inversely related to the size of your shlong? For all you morons driving around in your huge cars with your Bluetooth in ( yes we all know you’re soooo important):
Stop riding my ass while I’m on my bike. I take up the whole lane because your huge car has sucked all your brains out and you cannot pass me safely on the road since you don’t know exactly how insanely huge your car’s ass is.
You can just calm the fuck down and wait for me to turn onto a side road where I don’t have to feel the exhaust from your car on my ass. My safety is more important than you getting to work 20 seconds earlier. Have fun filling up that bad boy with gas. Asshole. —Hit me and I will fuck you up
This article appears in Oct 14-20, 2010.
A cyclist who deliberately takes up the whole lane talking safety – nice one! Get to the side of the road where you belong or get killed eventually. Try that shit in any decent sized city and see how long you last.
When I drive, I don’t pick a fight with an 18-wheeler, because I know who will lose. OP, be careful out there. I cringe every time I see a cyclist in the Armdale rotary going with the traffic instead of taking the sidewalk. There are some places in this city where you will just have to swallow your pride and go on the sidewalk, even if that were illegal, just so you are safe. I have seen a bus riding a cyclist’s butt, and I’d bet that’s quite stressful too for the cyclist. And busses can’t really pass you safely.
I’m glad I’ve come to know and respect responsible cyclists here, because the overall tone of this post makes me want to be driving the Hummer that turns the OP into a big steaming critical mass of pothole filler.
Hit me and I will fuck you up … puhlease
in the Armdale rotary … crazy!
i hope this isn’t directed at me, cause if it is, then i plead guilty to trying to run you over. but see o.p., problem is, if you block all the lanes, where the fuck am i sposed to go? the sidewalk, someone else’s ass end. and as to you fucking me up, i doubt that you would have the balls or pussy to even say a word, if i got out of my beast. you and bike, 175 pounds maybe, me and my car, close to 4,000 pounds, see where i’m coming from. you would be just a smear on the road to me. but let’s hope that you never try to fuck me up, i hate going to hospitals to see people there, not that i would. anyway, i’m a considerate driver, and if you got in the wrong spot, then that is your fault, not mine.
If you going to bike then go the speed limit or someone will ride your ass. Let’s see a one ton car versus a 10 pound bike with a human on it. I know what I’m going to be in.
*Yawn* Another cyclist bitching about cars. Next!
ROUNDABOUT not ROTARY – whole new bitch, wankers who won’t call the Armdale Roundabout a Roundabout.
Cyclists are manure in spandex, or organ donors who are too fucking stunned not to realise it.
Drive the speed limit, or close to it, and the cars won’t be on your ass. Oh wait, you can’t because your little legs can’t pedal fast enough. GET TO THE CURB WHERE YOU BELONG!
I know you’re used to being kicked to the curb there Seb
but cyclists shouldn’t.
stay on the road there chum.
pedal like your life depends on it… because it does.