Did you ever hear that the size of your car is inversely related to the size of your shlong? For all you morons driving around in your huge cars with your Bluetooth in ( yes we all know you’re soooo important): Stop riding my ass while I’m on my bike. I take up the whole […]
share the road
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Move Bitch!
So if I’m walking solo down the sidewalk and there’s 2 or more of you walking toward me, the get the f*** out of my way. Move. Move. Move. There’s one of me, 2 or more of you, you do the maths. It’s not like I’m walking in the middle of the sidewalk like the […]