I’m surprised your friends even want to be seen with you, since you’re so stupid, ugly, and tasteless. And your girl friend, who may or not be girlfriend, and I guess this applies in general to all your friends: Have you heard of the waitress test? “The way your date treats a waitress is the way they will treat you in six months”.
Loser ugly guys are mean to hot girls like me because they know I would never get with them, and so they power trip. He must have written some lame indie film or something obscure I’ve probably never even heard of or have mom and dad’s money for you guys to want to hang out with that loser.
Waitressing is just my day job, LOL, and I certainly don’t know anything about art like you hipsters do- WHAT A JOKE! And even if I didn’t also work in the arts also you shouldn’t treat people like that, you pompous asshole.—Yer Ma
This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.
“… hot girls like me” Wooooooooooooooooooo
hmmmm, this sounds like a job for,”superdong, champion of the obsessed with themselves,and defender of of beauty”. whoosh, away we go. fuck you you o.p.
burning the late nite oil are we donk, not getting your pretty sleep. need a cuddle?
Did he leave a tip?
Bleep bloop, I do not compute. Cuddles are not for robots.
Donkey’s doing exams Suckmeister. This is a distraction on breaks :'(
Again Donk – I mentally read that in Cleveland voice from Blue Harvest.
“My sister was a service droid!”
“Waitressing is just my day job, LOL”
“Loser ugly guys are mean to hot girls like me”
I’m wondering what exactly this guy said to the waitress to get her so worked up.
At the moment you sound like one of those girls who can’t wipe the “stuck up bitch” look off your face. That look tends to get negative responses from ALL people, not just “ugly hipsters”
THANKS, I’m out!
I’ll have the clubhouse with side salad, thanks sweetheart.
Today’s Hottie is tomorrow’s Rottie (as in Rottweiler).
I don’t know if it’s just because I’m tired or what but I don’t really understand this bitch.
Hot girls should know better than to date loser, ugly guys. Why would a good looking woman drop down a few notches and date Egor? Date within your league.
They probably were just tired all the “OMG TIP ME, LOSERS” bitches from servers
I don’t think what a person looks like should be a reason they are judged. I don’t think one person is “too good looking” to date another person…it should be about personality. If someone is very smart and funny and hardworking then they shouldn’t be judged because they have an unattractive exterior (this is only the case if you get to know someone because there’s always initial attraction I understand). But the guy in the bitch sounds like he has an ugly personality so I understand your bitch a little. But your being just as judgmental as he is (him thinking you’re not artsy because you’re a waitress – and you assuming he’s treating you poorly because your hot). So you’re both assholes.
He probably doesn’t care that you’re “hot”. Probably very few people you ever come across care if you’re “hot”. We all have access to internet porn.
I agree REAL CHICK, it SHOULD be about personality. But unfortunately it’s not. Everyone says that they’d we willing to date someone with a great personality who’s really ugly. But I don’t think most people would, not while there are moderate to good looking people out there with great personalities too.
Maybe I’m just cynical because I was the nerdy ugly girl growing up. Since getting less ugly, I’ve actually had people who used to make my life a living hell be nice to me, one guy even asked me out. Now I don’t hold grudges, because I think everyone is an asshole in high school, but I think you get to see peoples’ true colours when you are ugly.
Although beauty is especially interesting when you consider it from an evolutionary standpoint. Of course it’s always more complicated with humans than with animals, especially since we got smart enough to pretty much take over the world and fuck up our evolutionary process with technology and medicine… But in general, humans like clear skin, youth, big breasts, big muscles in men, wide hips in comparison to small waists in women, strong jaw lines in men, height and broad shoulders in men, the ability to grow facial hair in men etc. They all have significance in the survival of offspring, or at least they did back in caveman days of old. But regardless of these traits losing their functions lately (why need wide hips and big breasts when you can have a c-section and feed your baby formula, or big muscles when you can drive around in a car/buy food at the grocery store) we still think they are beautiful and we still select for them on some level, conscience of it or not.
I agree Miss Snoop…but I think I’ve had so many people in my life that I found very unattractive when I first met them based on looks only…then as I got to know them became very attracted to them….based on personality. So I don’t think people who look at a couple from the outside should judge them on looks. But your right…we live in an imperfect world and unconsciously can’t control our own nature.
Geeky girls are the new hot girls snoop! I think u rawk!
Thanks realchick.
I’ve had that happen too. I’m not immune to judging people based on first appearances though. I don’t think anyone is. But as long as people are aware that they’re judgmental, it’s not so bad.
I don’t think evolutionary history is an excuse for being a dick to ugly people or anything, I was just dorking out.
someone sounds angry
RC & snoop, I have very fond memories of a girlfriend who was, shall we say….fugly.
Very smart, great persoality, and a rock bod 🙂
Maybe he saw how “hot” you think you are and wanted to take you down a notch. Or maybe he WAS an asshole….who knows! I do find alot of ‘arts’ people to be disgustingly pompous.
….maybe,your just the typical halifax bad waitress…big tits,no brains and arrogant attitude….
sorry but no one cares about appearance more then the fugly hipster (let’s be honest, there usually unattractive and thats why they fall back on this trendy “I want to look ugly” look) and along with this miserable appearance they’re pompous and arrogant! Take it down a notch hipsters or go back to american apparel and choke on your fake glasses.
Power to good lookin chicks everywhere!
Haha, i agree wirh your description of hipsters tiger! But i hate people who walk around thinking they’re god’s gift to mankind just because they have symetrical features, nice hair and a slender body. Some of us were raised to believe you can’t bank your self worth on looks. Being good looking isn’t a special talent, unlike what so many idiots seem to believe, and to a huge extent i think beauty IS in the eye of the beholder. Just because i had an easy time in my dating years does not mean i am every man’s idea of beautiful. I am no angelina jolie, who my friend thinks looks like jhon voight so much it repulses him!
Let me rephrase that, power to those confident enough to be themselves and treat people with common courtesy & respect. 😉
Different people find different things hot. Some of us have an “unconventional” sense of what’s hot and are unattracted to the “conventional” hotties. For me, I find it’s a mix, and there’s quite a bit that has to do with personality too. I’ve gotten to know “hot” people and their personality just didn’t jive with mine. And then there are those who, at first, don’t catch my eye, but once I get to know them they’re hotter than hell :)…or there’s something about them that’s htoter than hell…like sexy voice man at work. He’s cute, but nothing special, but I swear that VOICE. haha.
Omg voiiices! I would totally do H. Jon Benjamin (Coach McGuirk/Jason on Home Movies, some sketches on Dimitri Martin, Carl from Family Guy) just because of his voice…he’s not that much of a looker but jeeez he could talk about anything and he’s got me <3.
I hated a person’s voice so much when I first met them…then I fell in love and I can’t figure out why I hated their voice so much.
Then there was this man I always talked to on the phone (business associate) who sounded like a fox! seriously…the best phone voice ever…..then I met him and he looked like a troll … not just an unattractive exterior….but didn’t’ take pride at all in his exterior…I was shocked!
sexy voice man has a nice face, he’s just a bit un-put-together and he doesn’t do anything for me in certain light/angles. But DAMN when I have to talk to him…all that melts away and I suddenly find myself wanting to have babies with him.
Voice says something about sperm count, and scent says something about major histocompatibility complex matching. So that sexy voice is telling you more than you think it is.
I think the star of ‘the mentalist’ is the hottest man ever (aside from my husband of course!). At first i thought he was boring, then i noticed the twinkle in his eye. You just know by those eyes what kind of lover he’d be. Yum…!
Now see, I find the mentalist guy a bit creepy, overdone, too pretty or something. Everyone is different, I guess. I used to have the hots for a guy with an accent – then I got to know him a little toooo well, and I now have a bit of rage anytime I hear someone with the same accent. Hmm… maybe another case for Tarantino.
I agree Ralmn…creepy….now Gerald Butler there’s an accent I can get use to.
And every time I look at your avatar I think it’s an armadillo…I know your bros cat…just out of the corner of my eye!
This ‘ere lad ‘as the moves lasses and a ‘earty appetite for lashin’ pomegranates wit tongue if ah do say so meself. A lip smackin’ slobberpuss is wot me ol’ gal used to call me. Funny that one.
all I can think of is the radio guy from Wayne’s World….
Now, time for Mr. Scream…..
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAA HAAAAA!
Gerard.
I like Ed Norton or Joshua Jackson, even a little TI. Mmmm child, don’t get me started. Lollllllllllllllz
IT’S FRIDAY MY BITCHES.
I LOVE THAT YOU SAID T.I !!!!! there’s something about that man that gives me goose bumps!
don’t laugh but i have a thing for tim roth and tim robbins. one big guy one little guy^^
are you bitties still throwing out all your crushes?
I hate it when people have their ‘heartthrobs’ as their desktop….
grrr.
acting really isn’t that hard. why the fuck should they make millions of dollars to pretend?
makes no sense to me…. but whatever.
I’ve been told I look like Tim Robbins & Dabney Coleman 😉
I would never put up a poster or even have a pic saved anywhere on my computer of any heartthrob. Men like eye candy just as much as women…actually a lot more. But anyways.
Hugo…let’s start a trend – everyone state a famous person they’ve been told they look like?
Ivan I always knew you were beautiful! 😀
Well I just made a mistake … fail Donkey fail. I meant Hugo. *walks away quietly*
I will not be sucked into another stupid men vs women debate…
I simply will not.
you have no way to prove that so I’m disregarding it altogether.
don’t care don’t care. i see a new puddy tat^^
😀 That’s Sabre, the neighbour’s cat where I stay for summer. They have another one, she’ll be up tmrw!
Meow! I’ve actually never really been told that I look like anyone. Except my mother. And I’m not really taking THAT like a compliment. Oh well.
I’ve never been told that I look like anyone either. I’m just another generic blonde girl.
Blondes are cute.
I’ve been told I look like the oasis chicken guy
he’s famous so that counts.
as long as you smell good and not like rubber
Thanks Donk, it’s ben awhile since someone (besides family) has said that I’m beautiful 🙂
Ivan is good looking too girls, just very married.
I’ve been told I look like “the bitch from Legally Blonde” aka Selma Blair…or that actress playing Laurie Jupiter in Watchmen, but only because of the hair. So a cross between the two I guess!
I think I’m going to need some personal time now melectric 😉
I like Tim Robins too, tres cute. I was told once I looked like Reese Witherspoon – I think they were fishing though… so I don’t believe them.
Hugo – you know damned well I look like a 49year old potato trying to be Tom Clancy >; )
I can see the Dabney Coleman, with a touch of Mark Twain – very distinguished ladies.
Nice posture – good teeth. A class act all around.
but everyone loves the spuds colonel…posture is paramount^^
I had to laugh out loud Ivan, good teeth, sounds like you’re selling a horse :>)
So now I’m visualiing Selma Blair with long hair, Reese Witherspoon in a stripped bikini, and paingirl putting on pants. I really need some me time now.
Good teeth is a great selling point! Me and my good girl friend have had some boys with not so nice teeth and/or oral hygiene habits and that’s not good for anybody. Have some fun me time Hugo, we’ll be seeing you again in a few days :P?
good teeth are golden, but not real gold and or diamond teeth. those are gross
I got my hair cut 2 weeks ago – so now I resemble a post-apocalyptic peach.
Teef! Hooray for braces and jaw surgery.
Oh yes, teeth, very important.
My bikini actually has flowers on it, hugo – no stripes 😉
I picture you with a pony tail, Ivan, I’m not sure why… But I don’t know any peaches with ponytails, so that’s not right, is it?
Bikini?
I wonder what ralmn pictures me as.
Hugo was talking about bikinis, Fat. Unfortunately, PK’s insults ring in my ears when I picture you. Sorry. But nice teeth. Ha ha.
You sound like a hater to me!
A hater! A hater of whom?? Certainly not you! I enjoy your posts. Actually, I don’t know if there’s anyone on the board I truly hate.
I just think of PK’s description of you when the two of you start getting into it… jeesh. Sensitive.
A PONY TAIL! Jeeze Louise woman – why don’t you just put me in Birkenstocks and a Free Omar Khadr T-Shirt. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.^^^^
Whitewalls baby. High and Tight.
My hairline is like my pancreas. Dead to me. Freakin’ dead.
Oh god, god…. I’m laughing hysterically… Oh Ivan. Not even an ironic che t-shirt hiding in your closet?
Deep breath. Phew. Back to the wine. Rawk! :~)
>; ) I give me Old Dad a rude T-shirt every Xmas. This year he’s getting the one with 2 burkas and the caption “Thank You For Not Provoking My Uncontrollable Lust”
*Toasts Ralmn with a tall cold glass of Red Stripe*
Screeeeeeeeeee!
excellent ivan. an interruption in the continuing saga of the man of cart…wheeee
Cool avatar Ivan 🙂
Aww… Cheers back at ya with my cold fishbowl sized glass of gewurtz!
Hahaha, it’s a line from The Boondocks, ralmn.
Oh, I lose. Ah well.
tim roth is kind of awesome. i got to meet him at the shoe a while back, but i wouldn’t really talk to him because when i meet (male) celebrities and act like my friendly self they invariably think i’m offering myself up for dessert. which takes things from crush to disappointment. i didn’t want roth to disappoint me, so i greeted him, smiled and let the other girls waiting in the wings take over. i tend to go for dark haired guys and gals though, but not always. i find it very interesting when i find someone supa fly, and then i talk to them and their personality turns them back into the ugly ducking – or when it happens the other way. i also tend to be attracted to people who have a unique look/air about them, a solid grasp of language, good humour and lots to say. they’re are some people who just ooze sexy and i aspire to be like them too.
as for look-a-likes? i’ve been told i look like bjork, winona ryder, natalie merchant, punky brewster, betty paige, zooet deschanel, nana mouskouri and a few others… once a group of little girls asked me for my autograph – they thought i was piper from charmed. it was so cute. i don’t really think i look like any of those gals, except maybe depending on hair and attire, ms. paige. and i’m fine with that, she’s my pin-ip hero. otherwise i’m just short, dark (or red) haired, pale skinned, and freckled.
After reading the self-descriptions of various bitchers, I have only this to say…”I’ll be in my bunk.”
ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha aaaaaaaaaaa ahahahahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MAN i was having a shitty monday until just then
thanks for that
whew! some people..