friends in low places

I’m surprised your friends even want to be seen with you, since you’re so stupid, ugly, and tasteless. And your girl friend, who may or not be girlfriend, and I guess this applies in general to all your friends: Have you heard of the waitress test? “The way your date treats a waitress is the […]

To the whore/bitch/slut who briefly dated my best buddy: Do you have any fucking idea how much my buddy liked you? After going on a few dates with you, he would not stop talking about you… I’ve never seen him so happy in a long time. I didn’t know you personally, but my friend went […]