Here’s to the two lame asses that ate at my Thai restaurant recently, 1st guy: Thai food is spicy. If you can’t handle spice why the fuck did you go to a Thai restaurant? 2nd guy: When you ask for your meal to be spicy don’t complain that it’s too spicy. There are plenty of franchise restaurants around for you to go to and stuff your fucking faces with shitty burgers.
—Thai-erd of this shit.
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.


I went there with friends once. I had something called pad thia (please excuse the spelling its probably wrong) it was very spicy…I liked that, but I don’t think the little rubber bands that were used instead of noodles were all that great. It like boiling golf balls, sure their cooked after an hour, but you still can’t eat them !
Even a nice sauce can’t save a meal of rubbery bands ! ! !
Funny, Baan Thai makes everything mild to burn your face off. Customer choice.
Hey business owner becareful what you ask for … you might just get it. Especially with that attitude.
Well, I guess I won’t be trying Thai then…