Any of you hunters out there wanna come up to the Clayton Park area and shoot all these shitty deer? The filthy things are everywhere and stinking up the joint with their ticks and poop but people like them because they are “majestic” and “beautiful”—BLLLLLEEEEEECCCCCHHHHH! I’ve seen skunks with more majesty than these stupid things. One day I spooked one and it ran into a fucking tree, these things are idiots!!! Please come and shoot these things in the face before the bears start thinking this is a good idea. -Four Legs of Filthy Hater!
This article appears in May 8-14, 2014.
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I’d go with either the Catapult, the Batsuit or the Earthquake Pills, if I were you.
Seems like you may get a visit from the Ghost of Farley Mowat with that talk..
Call the U.S! Then the food banks…
It’s really annoying when people get bitchy in suburban areas about ‘wild life’ like deer or even bears hanging around.
The REASON why these animals are around is because THEY WERE ALWAYS THERE. Humans just decided to get all up in their grills and develop housing and infrastructure all over their homes. If anything, the wildlife should be hunting the humans who took over their space — not the other way around.
This reminds me of Louis C.K’s deer skit, gave me a good laugh. I’m in clayton park and yea there’s a lot of em, I don’t step in any deer shit and they don’t run around attacking kids or anything like that. So i’m cool with em.
Deer are majestic and beautiful…. I saw 5 deer running down my street a few months back – it was magical. Those fucking raccoons gotta go though. I left my garbage out on the step and a family of raccoons had me trapped inside my house for 6 solid hours. I rattled pots and pans and they didn’t go away, they looked me right in the eye and tried to claw their way thru my screen door. I was scaurred to leave my house! Dem bastards be scaurry.
Actually deer weren’t always here, their extended range is part of the reason the mainland NS moose population is in decline.
OB, the deer just aren’t fit to eat at this time of the year, they are thin to the point of malnourished & what with bambi season the females are dealing with little ones.
So hunting/killing them right now isn’t a very good idea, but come autumn, maybe you could invest in a nice compound bow & that way you can quietly kill a couple right in your own back yard …& unless someone is looking , no one will be the wiser. BUT I strongly suggest getting a hunting license & following the rules supplied. Good luck
LOL, Clayton Park sucks the big hairy nutsack!!!!
But no-fool, they make great hats.
You spooked one. How very grown up of you to do something like that. I think you got it wrong on who the idiot is.
Yours truly.
hazardous beat me to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA
I saw two deer running around outside my house yesterday! They were beautiful.
Between those two and the squirrel that runs back and forth on my patio just to fuck with my cats, I frigging love it here.