To the woman at the grocery store who couldn’t fucking read and follow the instructions on how to use the Interac machine and gave the fast lane cashier such a hard time, fuck you. You swore at her, and then ripped the receipt out of her hands as if she was playing some cruel joke on you by fucking with the machine, but you were just too stupid to follow the instructions. Again, fuck you. —Former Employee

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  1. Nothing worse that someone who actually thinks the ‘customer is always right’, no exceptions!

  2. Sigh some people are sooo friggin stunned. I see it all the time at work. Drives me to drink!

    Read damn it, READ!

  3. Lesson learned – NEVER go to the big grocery stores when the old gimmers get their pensions, it’s a tide of slow moving, let’s chat and socialise folks who don’t have that sense of urgency. They are useless at using debit or credit cards to pay for stuff, gotta rummage through the fucking big purse first and try and locate the fucking wallet and dig out the plastic, then insert it incorrectly, finally get it right then check the list of purchases in case BIG GROCERY has arse fucked them for a penny.
    Then – here’s where the fun begins – if the Police wanted to pay off the city debt they could pull half the arthritic, blind, slow moving old geldings over and revoke their licence, fine the old fucks and get the 89 Le Sabre hauled off to the junk heap.

  4. I’m going to open my own grocery store with a “NO OBLIVITRON” policy. I imagine I’d go out of business in a hurry.

  5. I occasionally brain fart and stall on the ol’ debit machines from time to time…
    I think most people could say once in a while, ‘it happens’.
    Sane people would however realize that it’s their own fault and not rant and rave like a lunatic.

    Maybe she was old and didn’t have much time left for fucking around…
    or had a tupperware party she was late for…

  6. former, are you speaking of the s.s. on joe howie? if so, why did you quit. i thought you were really sexy. and as to not being able to use the debit thing, some people are just too stupid to be breathing. good thng that doesn’t take a brain cell to do. because a lot would be croaked by now.
    let’s have a private chit chat at my mail addy, and we can have a little fun later tonight.

  7. It’s a fact. No two interac keypads are the same from store to store.
    All the same, some people cannot admit their weaknesses or mistakes and take it out on hapless employee. Life is playing a cruel joke on these ones.

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