Dear Pretty Boy Driving Your Pretty-Boy Car On the Circ Yesterday:
You have a beautiful car. It goes vroom-vroom. I get it. I really and truly do. However, I prefer to keep my anal inspections off the road and between the sheets. Next time you want to go that deep, be sure to buy me a drink first. -stilllovemypieceofshitdodgebecauseitgoesvroomvroomtoo
This article appears in May 29 – Jun 4, 2014.
Damn! I was gonna ask for anal but if you wouldn’t do it for a vrooooom then you’re not gonna do it for internet forum 🙁 The only drink available to internet people to order is pop and comes with pizza or chinese food. Welp time to go to the bar.
This bitch was COMPLETELY disappointing!
He was driving too close was he?
Tired of all this pretty boy dissing. We are people too.
*single tear falls from my chiseled jaw onto my bulging pectoral muscle*