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Karaoke night

Just in case you losers didn’t look in the mirror: You ARE NOT FAMOUS AND NEITHER ARE YOU A PERFOMER. You guys give a new name to absolute loser! The fact that you think going out on a Friday night getting dressed up and thinking you are ‘performing’ blows me a way on how oblivious […]

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Decide, damnit!

Dear local school experiencing labour unrest, As a card-carrying member of Halifax’s Joe Q. Public, I absolutely love that you exist in our city. But for fuck’s sake, make up your mind already. Do you want to be a fine arts and critical studies research university, or an art college? Pick one and do it. […]

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Weed

Hey all you hipsters and newbie advice columnists! Did you know weed isn’t a new thing? Did you know the black market has—and always will—outshine and out supply legal stores? The legal stores can’t even keep weed in stock and its shitty product at that. What, the cannabis store charges $75 for crap ditch weed […]

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