Just in case you losers didn’t look in the mirror: You ARE NOT FAMOUS AND NEITHER ARE YOU A PERFOMER. You guys give a new name to absolute loser! The fact that you think going out on a Friday night getting dressed up and thinking you are ‘performing’ blows me a way on how oblivious people can be. Your mother lied to you! Fuck you and your smelly friends!
—Done with Halifax’s biggest losers
This article appears in Feb 28 – Mar 6, 2019.


Give karaoke warriors a break, dude. It’s a game that takes all types. A great sense of humour and empathy are necessary.