Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published February 01, 2007. Masked cowards This ones to all these “masked” thugs running around the city with bandanas over their faces. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you think your tough? Are you scared to show your face in public because you owe your crack dealer money? As if violence wasnt enough […]

Published February 01, 2007. Please tip When someone is cleaning your hotel room for a number of nights it’s always nice to get a tip when you check out. People tip the coffee girl for doing a 30 second job and it takes me 30 minutes everyday to clean up after your slop day after […]

Published February 01, 2007. Beer rip offs Is beer a poor man’s drink or what? Why the fuck is my local tavern charging 4.25 for a beer. That’s disgusting. And their draft is 4.00. I use to go there all the time when their prices were reasonable but they can go fuck themselves now. And […]

Published February 01, 2007. More of the Same Fuck you, “Same.” I am sick and tired of seeing your fucking poor-excuse graffiti plastered all over my neighbourhood. The few initial tags here and there didn’t bug me so much, but when you started to plaster 15-year-old teeny-bopper schoolbinder bubble-letter shit all over the sides of […]

Published February 01, 2007. Stupid new driver!! To the idiot who didn’t look both ways when pulling onto Skeena drive, you almost took out the front of my car, and also could have hurt YOURSELF, me or my unborn child. LOOK BOTH WAYS, this is something your parents should have taught you when you were […]

Published February 01, 2007. Save the children Jesus H. Christaroonie, here’s a ridiculous front- page headline: Make kids wear helmets while sledding. When is this total bullshit going to stop? I can see the sense of bike helmets, but just how many sled fatalities have you heard of…EVER??? Kids should not be wrapped in cotton […]

Published February 01, 2007. Cabs in Halifax Why do Haligonian Cab drivers refuse to turn off their light when they have people in their taxi? Do they enjoy seeing people try to hail a taxi and just staring at them as they drive by? I know from experience how cabs work in Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, […]

Published February 01, 2007. Banned Smoking Fallout Hahahahaha, you bureaucratic morons – now that you’ve banned ‘smoking rooms’, you now have the pleasure of cigarette butts all over the city sidewalks and streets. These smoking laws are fucking ridiculous – if I’m in a ventilated room with other smokers, the non-smoking nutrags shuold shut their […]

Published February 01, 2007. Dearest Dal My dearest Dalhousie University, I pay the highest tuition and receive the lowest student financial assitance in the country. I have to work two jobs in order to keep up, yet when I walk on your campus and see the brand new big screen TVs’ (that are never on) […]

Published February 01, 2007. Smoking and the Powers That Be Those government idiots might as well make smoking illegal. You can’t smoke anywhere in public – cars will be next, then apartments and condos. Soon, the only place it’ll be safe to smoke is in a lead lined shed on Sable Island. The government claims […]

Published February 01, 2007. Get Some Manners To the two idiots who were at Costco on Saturday, January 20th. You made complete morons of yourself by trying to get past the shoppers in line who were patiently waiting to have their purchases checked at the door before leaving. ALL of us in line had to […]

Published February 08, 2007. Phoque off Why do news shows think that people want to see baby seals getting clubbed on ice floes? They never say: You may not want your children to watch the following…Why are seals different than dogs, cats, other animals? It’s enough that I have to see people getting beat up […]