To the coffee shop manager with the tattoos and pony tail: You’re just great! You always find a way to brighten up my often-dull days with a smile or secret treat. Big Love! —Soy Mocha
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
Love The Way We Bitch – Share your anger, complaints, frustrations, disappointment about living in Halifax. Post a bitch, a rant, a comment. Or send some love at Love The Way We Love blog. Printed weekly in the backpages of The Coast.
The reader in black
Am I your dad…think about it. America is a duck…think about it. Am I in your closet…think about it. Are you wearing a wig…think about it. Am I annoying…think about it… —Think About It
Another calm and reasoned bus Bitch with a side of male tears
Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down. —Ross A. Parksandrec
The Joker and It shit
Enough with the clowns and the constant ads for the Joker movie and the It movie. Both are so over and done, they’ve been remade a million times. BORING! Every time I go to a movie site it’s all clowns. Make something original for once. This stupid shit sucks. —Down With The Clown
Downtown Dartmouth love and compassion!
Just wanted to give a shoutout to Tim and Crystal from the Downtown Dartmouth Business Commission. The other day, they were walking up to the guy who sells his poems on the corner of Portland and Wentworth Streets. Instead of being like some business people and asking him to move along or ignoring him altogether, […]
And you thought phone zombies were bad
I saw a girl walking down the street the other day while reading a paperback novel. Ignoring the world around her, just walking along the sidewalk with a book held in front of her face. Zombies: Quit living in fantasyland and join the life abundant, before you go splat. —Go To The Library And Read, […]
Glug glug glug
I love my job BECAUSE I’m drunk! I’ll drink in the washroom all I like, thank you very much. What cha gonna do about it? I have an hour lunch break to kill, so chug a lug, it’s cheaper than a pub. This Bud’s For You, bitch! —It’s 5:00 Somewhere!
Help us
My beloved non-profit is being driven literally into the ground, by the same sociopathic manager of another NGO referenced in The Coast a few years back. God help us and our service users. When the provincial funders act, it’ll be too late. Heart-breaking to watch. —Helpless
Love at first sight
I first saw you a couple weeks ago, standing at the cash, very shy and very beautiful. I saw you again last night at your work, mentioning to me you were getting off work in 30 minutes. You were wearing a yellow rain coat inside and your adorable “my mobile” necklace/pouch hanging from your neck. […]
Not a finders-keepers type of guy!
Not too long ago, I purchased a pair of Ralph Lauren sneakers from Winners in Mic Mac Mall. About half an hour after leaving the mall I noticed the shoes were not with me in my car. I quickly realized my stupidity—I had left them on top of the car and must’ve driven away with […]
You’ve got all the red pills
To the Bitch writer complaining about anti-fascists: LMAO! How many truth pills did you take to reach that conclusion? You should really seek some help instead of venting on the internet about your hate towards others. And to The Coast, shame on you for publishing this person’s Bitch wherein the person is placing a mental […]
In response to “Just A Person Trying To Enjoy My City”
The reason there are so many rules surrounding the area known as the Public Gardens is to protect the grounds from those who may take advantage and misuse them through plain ignorance or malicious intent. These rules should not be viewed as a personal affront or bureaucratic boondoggle. To put it in the simplest terms, […]

