I saw a girl walking down the street the other day while reading a paperback novel. Ignoring the world around her, just walking along the sidewalk with a book held in front of her face. Zombies: Quit living in fantasyland and join the life abundant, before you go splat.
—Go To The Library And Read, Dummy
This article appears in Oct 10-16, 2019.



Same goes for people constantly eye fucking their smartphones. I hope they end up with goose necks.
Hey there!
I do this sometimes when I’m feeling anxious. I walk the same route every day and it’s relaxing to go somewhere else when I don’t have any new podcast to listen to, and my thoughts are a bit dark at the time. I don’t need to look out for cracks in the sidewalk because I know where they are, and even while reading my peripheral vision works and I can manage to still smile and nod at the people I’m passing by.
Sorry that you’re feeling so jaded, being called a dummy for sure didn’t help my day. Best to ya and I hope you’re able to feel better about those around you.
Once someone stopped me to tell me I looked like Belle from Beauty and the Beast. That’s the opinion I’m going to hold on to.
Cheers!
Imagine being this bitter about someone reading in public
Yall bookworms need to sit on a bench and read before you fall on your head