You don’t need to keep leaving me treats and greeting cards in my doorway, I’m grateful to simply be alongside you. —LunchButt
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
Love The Way We Bitch – Share your anger, complaints, frustrations, disappointment about living in Halifax. Post a bitch, a rant, a comment. Or send some love at Love The Way We Love blog. Printed weekly in the backpages of The Coast.
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Do not keep on licking if you care about your partner’s health and are mature enough to talk about it
As a healthcare professional, I felt compelled to respond to the recent “Tastes like chicken” Bitch concerning the smell of a woman’s vagina. The facts given were not only inaccurate, but potentially harmful. A “fishy” odour is indicative of not only a bacterial infection but also STIs that may render the carrier infertile. If you […]
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Your red hair and my nuts
It was a Saturday at Pete’s in the afternoon, and I was awkwardly holding a bag of nuts and talking to my friend. You have long red hair and you were wearing a cream-coloured coat. You walked by, and we shared a smile, and a little laugh. I think you’re super-beautiful. I’m the woman with […]
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Missed connection or just *WOW* you are handsome
To the very handsome and friendly firefighter (white uniform) whom I was chatting with in line at Superstore late morning on a Tuesday: I am sure you have a lovely wife. On the off chance that you do not, I am very single. If I missed an opportunity, maybe the universe will find a way […]
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Paid criminals
Why are all these dirty cops in the news lately getting suspended with pay? You got one out there raping women, and another out there committing armed robbery, but they still get to keep their paychequ that comes out of the pockets of taxpayers! The typical police salary in Nova Scotia is 12 percent above […]
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Stadium
Halifax don’t have the money to build football stadium, but I know a shipyard in the city that might have a few bucks to build it and name it after them! Any guess who it is? —Easy To Solve This Problem
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Drivers
Dear people, there’s this thing in all cars in trucks—it’s called the turn signal indicator. Most, if not all, know this exists, however many do not what it is for. Please go to YouTube or Google for operating instructions before you get yourself killed. —Idiots
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Not enough bread to buy bread
We have a serious bread problem in HRM’s grocery stores, and I’m not talking about price fixing. I’m talking about your stale-ass dunce loaves! There’s no excuse for the stores that have their own built-in bakery department to be selling old-ass bread. Most of the time it’s sitting on the shelves still frozen from the […]
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Happy for what you did!
I worked the advance polls before the election, and not only was I surprised at the amazing turnout, I was happy to see it as well. What really made my long days better was seeing parents bring their children with them to vote and encouraging them to be part of the process—letting them put the […]
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Just a couple of dunces II
“Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite!” I always tell people about our lovely, spontaneous encounter on the bus. About how it was a perfect rom-com set-up, and how I was so stupid to let you go without asking for your number. —Find Me
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Tastes like chicken
Fish odor syndrome is real and common. I’m so sick of the spread of misinformation out there. Everyone seems to think the fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. Very rarely is that the case. If you smell like fish, it means you probably recently ate fish! I spoke with my girlfriends about this and they agree […]
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The housing crisis
To the people in Halifax who own property and are overcharging for said property through unfair rental costs: You are disgusting, putrid trash. It is literally impossible to find a place to live here without spending half or more of your income on lining a landlord’s pockets. You greedy scum. And to the politicians who […]
