Fish odor syndrome is real and common. I’m so sick of the spread of misinformation out there. Everyone seems to think the fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. Very rarely is that the case. If you smell like fish, it means you probably recently ate fish! I spoke with my girlfriends about this and they agree it happens to them, too. When you eat fish or seafood, it can take up to 72 hours for it to get out of your system.

So ladies, don’t let uneducated idiots make you feel like there’s something wrong with you. If you eat a whole pot of seafood chowder, you better cancel all your dates for a week. It’s called science. Quit callin’ women dirty and educate yourself. For your information, the smell comes back 10 minutes after a shower. There is no infection, itch or discharge. So shut up and plug your nose!
—Keep On Lickin’

This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2019.

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  3. So what are you suggesting? That men (the uneducated idiots) are now guilty of stink-phobia? Too bad, so sad. If your vagina smells people aren’t going to want to be near it and they don’t care what the reason is. And no, Justin Trudeau is not going to be successful passing any new legislation that outlaws the act of rejecting a smelly nasty vagina.

    Guess you better give up fish if you wanna get laid!

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