I love my job BECAUSE I’m drunk! I’ll drink in the washroom all I like, thank you very much. What cha gonna do about it? I have an hour lunch break to kill, so chug a lug, it’s cheaper than a pub. This Bud’s For You, bitch!
—It’s 5:00 Somewhere!
This article appears in Oct 10-16, 2019.



And it’ll all be fine until you cough up your diseased liver.
^^^ And maybe your rectum will fall out because you’re such an areshole
^^^ *arsehole
I am calling troll. Fake Bitch
Yup, smells like a troll. A case of deodorant couldn’t cure that stench.