with friends like that…

I recently joined an online dating site and told an old friend I ran into the other day about it. I couldn’t believe when this high school graduate told me she’s a member as well. She continued to tell me that a man, (no photo) with a PhD asked her out but she didn’t go. […]

This bitch goes out to all the married ladies who can’t be bothered with their single friends anymore. Have you lost your identity, career and friends now that you won the title of WIFE. I get that you are no longer you–you’re a “we”. Really, I get it. I guess our friendship isn’t worth returning […]

Don’t ask for honesty if you don’t want honesty. “Give me your honest opinion” does not translate to “tell me exactly what I want to hear” except maybe when you’re translating from English to Douchebag. People go on and on about how they want the truth. But they do not. Perhaps it’s a narcissism thing. […]

So my cousin is single and he asked me if I knew anyone I could set him up with. I suggested you would be a good match for him. You’ve known him through me for about a year. He was all for it–you, not so much. You stated “he’s not right for me, and I’m […]

For the record: Your manipulation of this entire situation makes you a massive douche. What happened today reads like a scene from a lame soap opera… Just a thought – maybe you should take some of that precious time of yours to apologize to the person you’ve wronged instead of going out of your way […]