secret admirer

I’m sure you don’t read these… But you are one of the A’s, you come into my hotel all the time… You said your partner is in China, that’s a shame! However, I’m always far more excited to see you. You actually talk to me, and listen, and you are ridiculously adorable. I’m the short […]

To the cute guy at the library who seems to know (or thinks he knows) who I am, I unfortunately will not be working there during the summer. However, I will certainly be spending time there working another job near the warmth of the fireplace. You might find me wearing my black/red beats by dre. […]

Alas! You are so beautiful! It hurts me just to look at you. Every morning (and most afternoons) I see you headed to and from parts unknown and can hardly suppress my desire to know more about you than your gorgeous face, your alluring walk and your keen fashion sense. Sadly, you barely notice me, […]

I have a crush on you even though I would never have a chance with you. —Ozzy

Every time I see you, you have such a great smile, you’re so polite and not to mention your sexy scruff and voice. I only wish I had the courage to ask you out for coffee some time. —Looking Longingly From Behind the Desk

I think you’re really awesome, and I wish I had the courage to tell you. —Shy Bookworm

You are so pretty, so flirty… whenever I see you I think “I’m gonna tell her… I’m gonna tell her.” BUT I CAN’T!!! I want to tell you D, you are so perfect… and I want you! What’s a girl to do, I don’t even know if you like girls. —Gay For That Girl

To the blonde, slim professional hipster guy I see every day in the Pedway: you are the cutest and most fashionable guy in the city. Every day I see you, you put a smile on my face. Although I love the mustard pants with the red and black sweater, your variety of black blazer/black skinny […]

I walked into the library on Tuesday night, and much to my surprise you were there! Oh cute red haired library girl, where have you been? Someday I am going to talk to you, someday I will have the courage to tell you how cute your freckles are and how your smile lights up the […]

To the dark haired girl I see walking her shaggy grey dog every day at lunchtime past the Hydrostone Market: I think you are magnificent. Every day when I see you and your pooch walk by it makes me smile. You are beautiful, and your canine companion is pretty cute too. —Sylvio

You are always so charming and sweet and today you were so funny, I just smiled all day. I will never tell you what an enormous crush I have you because I’m too scared, but I’ll say it here: you are my favourite person I see everyday and you are so cute it is basically […]

Dear man I always see at the bus stop: Your accent is stunningly attractive. I’d give you a hug but you might find that odd. I’ll settle for my silent admiration. Thanks 🙂 —A very stealthy creeping ninja