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You are so pretty, so flirty… whenever I see you I think “I’m gonna tell her… I’m gonna tell her.” BUT I CAN’T!!! I want to tell you D, you are so perfect… and I want you! What’s a girl to do, I don’t even know if you like girls. —Gay For That Girl
This article appears in Feb 23-29, 2012.
16 Comments
Giggity.
Took the words right out of my mouth, Ron. 😛
I dunno… ask her if she wants to join a field hockey team?
Hmmm….
*shifty eyes*
Why the shifty eyes, PK?
There’s been some incidents…. that I thought were just friendly interactions….
Oh shit.
fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate… to suffering…
embrace the change. 🙂
I’m not into girls.
I mean, boobs are hot and stuff, but other than that I’d rather take a penis any day of the week.
I’m sure she’d strap one on to accommodate.
I don’t just like boys because of their penises, zed.
I’m not superficial like that.
I just don’t connect, romantically, with women, on an emotional level.
We’ve had this discussion before where I shamelessly threw myself at you. Don’t make me do it again.
yup… women…. emotional terrorists….
I can see why you wouldn’t want to get with one of those psychological ninjas…
I’m surprised you haven’t fallen for the dick yet, zed.
You’ve had a rough go at things re: womenz 🙁
can’t do it… like you said… boobs are pretty amazing.
I’d be celibate otherwise.
I am pretty low on the testosterone levels though…
I’m pretty sure it’s from all the baseballs to the groin as a kid.
it was on House so it just may be true…. (?)
“I am pretty low on the testosterone levels though…”
They have drugs for that, zed.
“I’m pretty sure it’s from all the baseballs to the groin as a kid.”
Or the debilitating depression.
I’ll stick with the depression…
it’s gotta be better than hormone therapy.. even one as basic as testosterone injections or the like.
as someone who’s been prescribed and treated a good chunk of your life, I’m sure you can appreciate the simplicity of ‘doing nothing’ and dealing with the consequences.
At least for those ailments that won’t kill you right out…
Eh. Whatever works.
Sometimes I was actually happier being depressed than not. At least I could sleep on command then and lose weight without trying.