Moved from Love to Bitch

Congratulations! You finally found someone so desperate to stay in the country that he’s willing to marry the most desperate woman in Halifax. —KTR

I’ve been on and off dating sites for years and despite a few dates, and making some GREAT friends with the complementary sex, it’s been a wasteland of unrewarded breath holding. So why is it that love escapes many of us? Is it the test of one’s faith? Is is character building? Is it punishment […]

I’d just like to give bigups to God, Enron, and whoever the fuck else it might concern. God – You apparently have powers, you’re like the ultimate X-Man. Enron – You higher-ups got rich while leaving your employees to lose everything, awesome. Everyone else can kiss my ass, and suck my dick. —The end