I’d just like to give bigups to God, Enron, and whoever the fuck else it might concern.

God – You apparently have powers, you’re like the ultimate X-Man.

Enron – You higher-ups got rich while leaving your employees to lose everything, awesome.

Everyone else can kiss my ass, and suck my dick.

—The end

This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.

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  2. This is the dumbest bitch I’ve ever read.

    Everyone knows the X-Men would totally kick God’s ass in a fight!

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  5. I see God (were he/she/it to be characterized) as more of a Mr. Manhattan…
    or if you want to stick to Marvel…
    Onslaught.
    he was one badass dude.

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  9. Why does this post sound like a five year old ‘This Hour Has 22 Minutes’ episode?

    As for God, last time I looked, he had up his ‘Out to Lunch’ sign. Wasn’t sure whether to take that literally or as a metaphor.

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