To the idiots with the viscous dog out loose on Oxford St. on Sept 14: I am so disgusted that you allowed your vicious dog to attack & bite my dog on our walk six weeks ago. I called dog control on your ass as this has happened before. I had to take my dog […]
in the doghouse
Good Dog, Bad Owner
Why don’t you leave your dog at home instead of taking it to the cafe and leaving it tied to the BIKE RACK???I’m not comfortable locking/unlocking my bike with a strange dog that sees you entering his territory. Yeah, I know, ‘he doesn’t bite’. —Halifax Biker Person
They’re yours too!
Why the fuck are the dogs only mine when they want something? You wanted the fucking dogs! Sure I love dogs but you should have some fucking responsibility! Also, when I feel like I want to take in a third dog that needs a home, I should be allowed since I take care of them….You […]
Mom, it annoys me when you…
…narrate what you believe your dog is thinking as a joke in a high pitched baby voice, while referring to yourself, the owner, as “Mommy”. You’re annoying the shit out of everyone within earshot, including the dog. …buy people gifts that are actually for your dog. For the past three years you have given everyone […]

