Why the fuck are the dogs only mine when they want something? You wanted the fucking dogs! Sure I love dogs but you should have some fucking responsibility!
Also, when I feel like I want to take in a third dog that needs a home, I should be allowed since I take care of them….You guys do shit all!
Maybe, just maybe you guys can buy the fucking collars and leashes or of pitched in on the forty fucking dollar harness!
Just take some responsibility! —Need some help!
This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.


Teach your dogs a trick, to pee on the other guys’ belongings.
ever hear tell of the s.p.c.a., or euthanasia.
Dogs are still better than kids.