Editor’s pick

It’s not very big and it’s not very long but my simple little bitch kinda sounds like a song I’m sick and tired of being tired and sick and stumbling over words when I try to sound slick I’m bitchy because of overeager cars not to mention horny bros tappin’ trampy bar stars It’s easy […]

We don’t hate being around you because we “feel the effects of your energy feeding” or whatever the fuck you think it is. We can’t stand being around you anymore because you’re a holier-than- thou asshole. You are not “the next evolution of human beings.” You are not pure or psychic. You are a pathetic […]

I’m not big fan of anal music lovers. They don’t even love music, they love cataloging shit. I hate watching people roll their eyes like Comic Book Guy when someone doesn’t know the date their favourite song was written on, because later in the day you’ll be watching TV and say “Oh, hey that guy […]

Fuck you laundromat on Oxford! At 8:30 Friday night all your dryers quit simultaneously. You ate my $6 in quarters and left me with four loads of wet laundry. I called the number you left in case I needed assistance. I’d like to thank the kind lady who answered the phone and responded with “What […]

To the self-important douchenozzle driving the black Corvette with the vanity plate on Highway 102 this morning: While I recognize that you feel that you are superior to other vehicles on the road (and probably compensating for something), driving behind someone and flashing your lights to get them to pull out of your way is […]

What’s wrong with people that they can’t stand up for what they believe in? Do you people seriously put up with the multiple injustices of the day, just to have them fester all day long until you can get on here and bitch to other people about it? Deal with it at the source! If […]