What’s wrong with people that they can’t stand up for what they believe in? Do you people seriously put up with the multiple injustices of the day, just to have them fester all day long until you can get on here and bitch to other people about it? Deal with it at the source!
If some prick is pissing you off…have at them! Give em hell I say! Then bitch to us how they cried when you put them in their place!
Such as…the other day I was biking up North Street and some girl opens her passenger door as if to get out, but instead throws a Timmies cup out onto the street. How nice! Did I bike on by, then complain on here later?
NOPE!
I picked it up, opened her door, then threw in on her lap. after she looked at me in disgust, she proceeded to throw it into the street a second time. So I picked it up again and poured the remaining coffee on her windshield and stuck it under the wiper blade.
Don’t litter in my city bitch! —Bitchiest Bitch
This article appears in Mar 4-10, 2010.


i know many bitches who would do this and i probably know you…either way NICE
lmao! that is golden. We need more people like you!
Omg I love you.
Kudos for doing something that most people are too pussy to do. You are /amazing/.
“”So I picked it up again and poured the remaining coffee on her windshield and stuck it under the wiper blade.””
bullshit.
You wished you’d done so afterwards…probably for hours, but you did not.
Instead you came here and did just what you bitched about others doing, lol…
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Furthermore, as maddening as it may be to see someone “littering”, it’s probably a good idea from now on to just “bike on by” before you encounter some nutter and his road rage…In fact, dumping coffee on a windshield?
That’s worse than littering IMO…don’t do this OP, trust me.
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INTERNET TOUGH GUY
sure you did…..
If you really DID do this, OP, you are my hero.
If everyone got in each other’s faces for every wrong that occurs, there’d be mayhem. Sometimes, you pick a fight, sometimes, you turn your back because it’s the prudent thing to do. Venting on an anonymous site is a good way to get the anger out. Anger should not be kept in, but there are numerous ways to deal with it without ending up a statistic just because you feel the need to fight back to every douche that does something that pisses you off. Anger management, kids.
most people just don’t have the fucking guts to open their lips. other than that, there are those of you who are too mousey., to even say shit, if someone beat the living fuck out of you. if someone pisses yo off, say something to them for fuck’s sake. you piss me off, or rip me off, or ay host of a number of things, you are gonna get fucked up from me, big time.and if situation really warrents it, a punch in the face. usually, i’m bigger than that, but i have terrible days too.
You are my hero!!
LOL, if this is true – high five to the OP. However, I’m surprised they didn’t get their ass ‘spepper prayed’…opening the woman’s door…throwing it in her lap (remaining coffee still in it?). Had you only dumped it on her windshield she would’ve gotten the point, haha. I wouldn’t toss a cup out like that, but if I ever do and some stranger comes up and opens my car door to throw it back at me…fisticuffs!
In a town where you’re likely to get stabbed for looking at somebody sideways one simply needs to watch the evening news to know it’s STUPID to confront anybody about anything.
The OP probably “confronted” a 90 lb teenager. $10 says if it were a 190 lb biker this bitch wouldn’t exist.
Littering is a bylaw infraction. Assault is criminal. Consider yourself lucky, OP. Now, off to the police academy with you. You’ll ENJOY all the other control FREAKS wanting to “make a difference”.
“In a town where you’re likely to get stabbed for looking at somebody sideways” – kay, fuck off with your bullshit agenda! haven’t you fucking moved yet?
My solution to the littering assholes in the world is to stop, pick up their crap, give them a dirty look while I put it in the proper bin. No “assault” needed to make your point.
yes, I have Jen but I LTWWB and CBC WORLD NEWS too
I read this twice. Why, you ask? Well, it sounds A little funny to me. See, the person who littered threw the coffee into the the street twice. I’m no physicist, but I can tell you, when I throw a half-full Tim’s cup in the garbage, the coffee spills everywhere. So, if the the coffee cup was tossed out the door, again, something else that’s typically not normal, the coffee would have spilled out on the first attempt. So, what, did the OP fill it back up with coffee to spill on the windshield? I call shenanigans. At the the coffee spilling over the windshield is a massive lie.
I wonder which town Kay is referring to for getting stabbed for looking at someone sideways? Lacking statistics to qualify such a statement proves only one thing. The spigot may have been relocated but the shit still flows.
I’m with you fever..I’m calling Bullshit.
I agree with the getting stabbed for looking sideways thing. In Halifax and Dartmouth, people are TOUCHY ASSHOLES, especially the younger people. More than five times in this city, I have been verbally attacked, for looking at groups of people standing at the bus stops, sitting on a bus, in the mall, in the halls when I attended school, etc etc etc. Everyone here is like the rhyme about the little girl: When we’re good, we’re very, very good, but when we are bad, we are HORRID.
….oh, and shenanigans on the windshield. Though I do things like this alot. I like to confront the assholes of the city, juuuuust to let them know there’s someone worse than them out there.
OK, so she throws the Timmy’s cup out the first time, OP throws it back on her lap, so obviously not too much coffee left in it by this point, then she throws it out a second time, and the OP pours the remaining coffee on her windshield? What, two drops of coffee that could easily be cleaned up by a squirt of windshield washing fluid? Oohhh tough guy!
I believe kay is referring to one case where, in Bedford a few months ago, some dude looked at some kids funny and got assaulted. I’m generally a curious, people-watching kind of guy and this has never happened to me in Halifax, but it has in Vancouver. Loads of sketchy motherfuckers in VanCity! Statistics prove that it’s a much more violent and crime-filled city than Halifax, too. Surrey is pretty fucked too and makes Dartmouth look like a daycare.
The other day a young kid walking ahead of me threw his Timmies garbage on the street. I picked it up, tapped his shoulder and said “Hey bud, I think you dropped this. There’s a garbage can on the corner.” He looked at me like I was insane but he put it in the trash! And he didn’t stab me, either.
An amazing thing about t’internets, jennier, is that you can access it from all over the world (think Cape Breton, only even BIGGER and FARTHER!)…
Thusly you can be assured of staying in contact with all your favorite posters no matter how far hither and tither they be…
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This is a load of bullshit. OP- stop playing your online RPG or watching UFC all the time, or whatever the hell is jading your view on reality.
While I’m also skeptical about whether OP actually did this, it IS possible to stand up against littering without starting a fistfight. Do what I do – pick it up, and sweetly return it to the person saying “Oh, you dropped this” as if they’d done it by accident. In my experience people are so suprised and embarrassed they go along with the charade, take it back, say thanks, and hurry on their way. Passive-Aggressive, but also effective.
190 lb biker?
that’s an average man size…..
so…. so what?
I do feel for most women round these parts though,
they certainly take a lot more shit out there and have more to fear that I do.