We don’t hate being around you because we “feel the effects of your energy feeding” or whatever the fuck you think it is. We can’t stand being around you anymore because you’re a holier-than- thou asshole. You are not “the next evolution of human beings.” You are not pure or psychic. You are a pathetic loser who needs to believe that you are somehow different than the rest of the “lesser humans”. You are a grown person, you’re fucking weird and you are not a vampire. —Fuck Off, Dracula
This article appears in Mar 11-17, 2010.
Hah..
O and how the effects of twilight will start pouring in making this shit more mainstream.
I don’t think OP is talking about the twilight fans who dress up like vampires for fun. I think they’re talking about people who actually believe that they are vampires… for real.
I know the exact kind of vampire they are talking about fizz; people are going to be more likely to believe for real that they are a vampire because of twilight. I think anyway.
How many people are going to “google” real life vampires during or after twilight?
I love vampire related shit and have way before the twilight day, so no, not everything is twilight related, but twilight has popularized it.
Does he “sparkle”?
hey now, i didn’t fucking ask to be born like this. it happened 540 years ago, when i got bit on the dick, by a female, who was a vampire herself. of course history records the rest. but i still bite, not hard, but often. i love the boobies myself.see you all in the night, i have to coffin down now.
The real litmus test is when you take him to the top of the Angus L give him a push and tell him – flap now fucknuts.
We have a guy in our office who is Dementor (Harry Potter) he can suck the living life out of any situation, he loves Smallville????
LOL @ LS
I think I’m a were-wolf.
I love a full moon, especially at Seadog’s…
heh heh…
I’d want to be more of a true blood vamp than fucking twilight… who needs to sparkle?
I’d much rather be able to retract the fangs…
though I am aware these are just fictitious stories and that they aren’t real.
unless LS was right… and was visited by carmella in which case, can I get her number?
If you’ve seen ‘lesbian vampire killers’, you would know….
heh, I was going to make a “lesbian vampire Killer” reference at ML.
True Blood is way better then twilight!
There’s this messed up girl in San Antonio, Texas who truly believe she’s a werewolf. There was a news story and investigation on her because her friend’s stole someone’s dog, it got “hit by a car” and they didn’t want to pay a vet a wopping $120 or something to put it down. So they gave it to her and she cut it’s head off. Oh, and want everyone to know they love animals.
umm…
Work is a vampire that sucks me dry… Which is a metaphor of course; but still the reason I stuck a chair leg through my manager’s chest
haha…i know there are soul suckers amongst us but they come in all guises…buzz killingtons are hard to spot…all together now finland, finland, finland
Shine bright lights in his/her eyes and throw globs of garlic at them. Whether or not they are a vampire, it would still be funny to see.
Haha LS! Seriously, you’re making me chuckle more than most posters here recently. Behind that sometimes indecipherable banter of yours, there’s a witty, clever human being there somewhere. Good on ya! You’ll get some nice vampire pussy and a good feed soon, just wait until it’s “that time of the month.”
zzz, it’s transylvania 6,5000,blah, i will bite all these female boobies, tonight.flutter, flutter, away.
plop, yes q., i can hardly vait,come to me, my lovlies.whoosh away.
I’m not sure who has more issues…
LS for ranting like a rabid jerry springer guest on meth or Q who actually commends his posting.
ah, time to slip out and get a drink somevere. iss their anyvone lonesone toniht?
Wow OP. Just use garlic or Holy Water, always carry a mirror and wait for sunrise.
Yuck haha. Feel the effects of not wearing black leather all summer long with big commando boots, because you think you look cool.