This is to all the assholes out there that feel it’s their personal duty to stand in groups in the middle of sidewalks, hallways, and entrances chatting it up with friends. You’re fucking people, not roadblocks, haul your ass to the side so that people that would like to use these places for… you know WALKING or getting into a building don’t have to shove past your inconsiderate asses. If you want to have a grand ol’ conversation with a friend, sit on a bench, go to the food court, stand to the edge of the sidewalk, have a little FUCKING decency for the people around you.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.
I had this happen to me at Walmart last week. My sig other is disabled and has to use one of the stores go-carts. Fine. We get to the cash and these three twats just stood at the end of the cash, yakking away with NO intention of moving to make space for my sig other’s cart to go through. I bellowed a loud and very nasty ‘EXCUSE ME!’ and the fuckers scattered like ruffled hens. If your fucking conversation is all that life-threatening and/or earth-shattering, go do it in the goddamn parking lot, assholes.
Sounds like Spring Garden Road.