I’m a cautious girl, I know how to take care of myself. You snuck up on me. Uninvited you took advantage of my hospitality and leeched my strength and warmth. Then you took all you could and left me on a bus out of town with a box of tissues for company. I don’t know how many cups of tea or vitamin C tablets it’s going to take to rid myself of you, cold, but your days are numbered. —Red Nose
This article appears in May 24-30, 2012.
Some of the peanut gallery may find this bitch funny, but it snot.
shit happens o.p., and you just have to live with it, for about 10 days. just like a normal human, you get a cold or flu, and just like everyone else, you will have to wait them out.
this by the way, has to be pretty kitty, saw something on facebook earlier about her being fucked up. get well kitty.
that’s a metaphor! I see what you did there.
Nothing wrong with a cold occasionally OP. Good workout for the immune system! A lot of folks go out of their way to avoid germs and such almost to the extent of a phobia. They always seem so sickly. That’s because their immune system is soft and unchallenged. Think of somebody who never lifts more than five pounds. What will their arms, chest and shoulders look like? Soft and small. That’s what the germophobe’s immune system is.
I loved this bitch. 4.5/5
Thanks OP.
I’m currently coming down with something too.. pissin me off
the pollen count is very high this year, not saying that’s what it is. i have noticed my head is really stuffy but that’s probably from sticking my face in bunches of flowers
Fuck I thought this was something serious until I got to the end of the post!!!
get used to disappointment^^