To the bald asshole in the red jacket who was playing musical chairs at Avengers last week and giving everyone attitude when he was repeatedly asked to relocate – your IMAX ticket has a seat number on it. If you can’t figure out assigned seating, then maybe you should wait for the DVD next time. —ROW E, SEAT 9

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  1. Some people are anal about menial things…

    Who cares about bald assholes? Sit down, shut up and enjoy your over-priced experience.

  2. The new “Empire Experience” theatres have assigned seats in Dartmouth crossing. But yes, over priced for sure.

  3. NUMBERS & LETTERS

    The difficulty arises with the combination of letters and numbers. There are those who are marginally numerate and who are also, to some extent, marginally literate. The difficulty arises when they are required to combine them both as in ROWE E, SEAT 9. This is a combinatorial achievement of a higher intellectual order not often seen among those enjoying the “Empire Experience.”

    Cheerio!

  4. Assigned seating at the IMAX? That’s pretty close to the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

  5. Its so that rude mf’ers dont waste perfectly good seats by leaving a single seat empty between their party and another party. Its not new, the bayers lake imax has been doing it for years.

  6. Yeah, it’s because new releases tend to sell out in the smaller capacity imax theatre so they need every person with a ticket to be able to get a seat, preferably with the people they came with.

    Makes sense though front row can be a little hard on the neck.

    Likely why I never go to opening weekends… if at all these days.

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