I hope you end up ultimately failing in life. Eventually your outward charm and looks are not going to get you through. You are a fake, and since I believe in karma, I know you’ll be in some serious trouble one of these days.
I hate how you get everything handed to you, even though I know for a fact you don’t work for any of it. I hate that people who never got to know you intimately and personally think you are a great guy. It seems to me the closer you get to people, the more likely you are to completely screw them over. Women and roommates alike, you f*** them all, whether literally or figuratively.
Oh, and your own father doesn’t even think you’re good enough for me. Here’s to MY success asshat.
—Better than him
This article appears in Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2009.


you feel that way about him like I feel about Paris Hilton.
Doesn’t mean much in the long run, but hey, at least it’s a bitch for bitches sake.
Said and done. Forget about him and look to your new future.