Today I was in the lovely Pictou (the town). I was leaving the knife factory after making a sweet purchase and stepped up to the crosswalk. This guy comes racing up the street (well over 50 km/h) in his car and blows past me. As he approached (I somehow knew he didn’t give a fuck about me being there) I pointed to the crosswalk and shouted “crosswalk here!” He proceeded to scream “FUCK OFF!!!” as he sped by while listening to rap/dance. I actually laughed at the guy in his 30s so insulted by my gall at pointing out a legal road crossing point. Man buddy, you gots issues…And no, I didn’t get his plate number. He did have to slow down lest he ram the car in front of him, but by the time I got to my car he was well gone. —Frogger
This article appears in Aug 9-15, 2012.
Pictou’s Hub-Unit’s hometown – all they do there is fuck, smoke, drink/drug and fight, like many small communities where there’s fuck all to do – that was the reason HU left 45 years ago. As a frequent visitor, I’ve heard tales that’d uncurl your pubes – case in point, local guy who decides it would be hilarious to shoot out his buddy’s tv – from the sidewalk in front of his buddy’s house.
I love their knives …. the people? Not so fucking much!
Pictou? All a buncha’ dumb cunts there…!
‘rap/dance’?
Sooooo…C&C Music factory?
Things that make you go Hmmm…
My guess would be ‘Kid Rock’.
Third bitch. Frogger is in Pictou (the town not the county although I guess he would be in the county too but the town is more germaine to the story just forget about the county). He just finishes making a purchase at the knife factory (presumably a knife) and while crossing the street via crosswalk, a man playing rap, dance music and travelling well over the speed limit motors past him nearly struck him (with his car). Frogger points out that he is on a crosswalk but the driver just says `fuck off` in response and nearly rams into another car before making his getaway.
Frogger mentions that the man was in his thirties which really has no relevence but feels the driver was insulted by his persistence in maintaining his right-of-way.
Solutions a) ask some questions around town as to the whereabouts of the driver using the make of car, the attitude, physical description and, if you can find him or especially his car, stick your shiny new knife into one of his tires.
Once again GTBOH.
Karma won’t get this guy. But a person with a knife from the knife factory could do some fancy pin striping on his ride.