Why do we have laws for illegal parking? It’s obviously nothing more than a cash grab rather than for safety reasons:
This weekend some asshat parks in front of my place, fine. However, no thought of checking to see if he’s blocking my driveway; the entire rear wheel is in my driveway (not to mention the trunk). I don’t recognize the car and the neighbors are away, so we’ll phone the police to get him towed. On the phone the dispatcher tells me that they pretty much can only write a ticket but will write in that I am requesting a tow. WTF? This ignorant fuck is blocking my driveway, I can’t get out (single driveway) to get to my plans for the afternoon without hopping the curb or scratching my car.
An hour later, still no one shows up. So what do I pay taxes for if I can’t use the services I’m supposed to be supporting? Finally I hear the jackasses get to their car and go out to let him know how classy it was for him to block me in and teaching his kids to not respect other people’s property. Then I asked him why he didn’t park in any other of the curbs that are 2 times as long? Or why he couldn’t be bothered to move up another 4 feet since there was 5 in front of the vehicle? No reason, he just brushes it off like it’s my fault that he can’t park… —Shady fellow with a rock next time!
This article appears in Dec 16-22, 2010.
step 1, call cops,
step 2, call tow truck,
step 3, do nothing, chill out.
step 4, easy as that.
Step 1 – flatten all four tires.
step 2 – fill gas tank with as much water as you can get in there ,without making a mess on the road.
Step 3 – get a comfy chair by the window, make sure you have a camera,.
Step 4 – enjoy the show when it starts ~;)
IF it was my driveway, I only have to do step 1- Put 4×4 into low range, drive into side of vehicle & push it the fuck out of the way .
You see I own a 3/4 ton work truck with a large steel rack on it & a bumper designed to push large heavy problems out of the way ~:)
yes more, i would do that too, but would probably be the one to wind up in shit. my way, you keep your ass free at christmas, and still get a show when tow truck hooks on vehicle to tow away. and by the way, once it is hooked on, they don’t take it off, til it hits the tow yard, and you have a whole bunch of shit to go thru. it happened to me years ago. just 6 more inches, and i would have been okay. fucking fire hydrants.
“step 2 – fill gas tank with as much water as you can get in there ,without making a mess on the road.” I reallly don’t think they should do that.
Donk 2 EB is correct. Instead of water you should fill the tank with about 2 dozen well-beaten eggs. Mr. Oblivious should make it at least 2 k before engine heat cooks the Exxon-Omelette into a light and fluffy mess.
If some cheesy cop show can be believed, a ping pong ball does wonders. After driving for awhile, the ball will get sucked up against the output, car stalls, suction holding the ball stops, ball floats away, car starts….repeat.
I hate getting home so late…..everything I was going to say on the other threads, has already been said…..poop 🙁
i like your idea more, but if it was me doing that, i’d end up injail, and my other comment to that effect disappeared . what the hell gies here. gremlins in the woeks again.
Slash his tires and bust his windows next time. I was so bad once when someone parked in my spot, I wrote them a nasty note… ooohhhhh!
this is the third time that i will post this comment. i like your idea more, but if i did that, i would be in jail. because i would probly take a lot further. now what the fuck is going on with the disappearing comments here. as i said, this is the third one to reply to more. what gives?
Good comments but just as I thought that there is really jack shit that can be done. Anything you do will likely end up with vandalism charge(s), and clearly the fuzz don’t give a fuck.
Calling a tow truck: will they hook it up at my request? I thought they would need the cops to give the OK.
My idea was to get some aircraft wire, tie one end to the telephone pole and the other to the rear axle and leave 8-10 feet of slack… Would make for an interesting show!
The truck with reinforcements idea does sound like a good idea.
Folks you can’t be charged with a crime if your not caught.
Letting the air out of his tires is not hard. you remove the valve stem, takes about 10 seconds to unscrew it.
IT won’t attract attention…like smashing out windows would.
I like the egg idea, putting solvents into the gas tank can really screw up a motor in a very short time, works even better if you gain access to the engine compartment & put a litre of transmission fluid in with the oil in the crankcase ~;)
yeah, they are good ideas, but like i said, you might wind up the one in shit. the cops have to respond, and put a ticket on windshield, if it isn’t moved in x hours, then it is towed. but here’s the kicker. if it is in or on your property, you have legal recourse to have it towed at owners expense.
i did that to an asshole a long time ago, and when he came out from where ever, he argued with the truck driver, and the guy driving truck told him tough fucking luck, it was going if he was on, in, or under it. and go see cops to get a release form.buddy was fucking livid, and the red in his face, was worth my 2 hours of downtime.
LIFE SUCKS’ comment is perfect. But flat tires are also a nice touch.
LS…nice, having him towed & his whining about it must have been a well worth the inconvenience.
I know I would have been laughing a him.
I take it we’ve never seen this site?
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
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