I was quietly talking with my other co-worker, who happens to also be a good friend, and casually mentioned that the boyfriend and I have sex every day after she said she only gets it once a week. Overhearing us, you say to me in a snotty voice “No you don’t!” and walked away. Um, I know it’s hard for you to believe this, being someone who might get laid three times a YEAR, but some couples actually do have a fulfilling sex life and do the deed on a daily basis! Oh, and mind your fucking business! – Can’t Wait To Get Laid Tonight
This article appears in May 8-14, 2014.
I’m siding with the so-called sexless co-worker’s claim. Most people who tell people that they get laid a lot are just attention whores full of shit who probably only get it once a month at best.
And what kind of a fucking friend are you? She tells you, likely a little unsatisfied if she has a high enough libido, that she only gets it from the BF once a week and you go all like “well the babes and I have amazing sex eeevverrryyy day!!!”….bitch.
Ohhh, and stop talking about your sex lives in the workplace!
Well, in bed the other day, your boyfriend told me that wasn’t true…
Talking about sex at work is unprofessional and could actually get you fired, especially since workplaces are very keen to avoid sexual harassment lawsuits.
I’ve talked about personal stuff at work when I worked with a good friend — but we talked in our respective offices, on our lunch breaks with the door closed.
I’m pretty laid back about what my co workers talk about and what they joke about (I usually just mind my own business and no, I don’t talk about personal crap at work — I even have a policy to not friend co workers on facebook!) and if you want to talk about sex at work, fine, but don’t turn around and bitch about it when a coworker hears and comments on it.
Oh yea!?! well I have sex every hour!!! I’ve done it so much I’ve had to put my dick in the freezer!!! beat that op!!
Of course you have sex every day and those men are not your ”boyfriends” they are called johns.
I like frozen dick…
Oh yay, I’m so jelly that you get to fuck the same man every night for the rest of your life and prolly never get to cum. Lets be honest, men don’t know how to get a woman off…. they don’t know how to stimulate the clit unless it’s with their fuckin fingernail. Every time I get shacked up with a mafucka I spend more time on the showerhead than on him. I’ll stick with my power tools, thanks, rocks my world ERRYTIME! Also, Y U talkin about your sex life to coworkers? They ain’t yo friends. Don’t give people ammunition. This is a cutthroat world we in, you don’t wanna lose your job for being inappropriate and making other people uncomfortable.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
“SEXQUATE HUMAN BEINGS”
“Um, I know it’s hard for you to believe this, being someone who might get laid three times a YEAR, but some couples actually do have a fulfilling sex life and do the deed on a daily basis. Oh, and mind your fucking business!” Can’t Wait to Get Laid Tonight
What is going on here? What is the subtext? While a surface reading might suggest its all about the number of times the interlocutors get laid, there’s more going on. Note the phrase “get laid.” It is in the passive voice. In contrast it is never the male who gets laid. He does the laying. Sadly then, what is going on is a conflict between two females who are dependent on the male for getting laid. But is this all that can be said? Hardly.
Readers will be pleased to learn that I have just received the latest Journal of Philosophy of Education (Volume 48, Issue 2, May, 2014). It is a “Special Issue,” devoted to the theme of “Re-Imagining Relationships in Education: Ethics, Politics and Practices.” Interestingly, all the papers are by females, professors at one university or another. Of particular interest in the present context is that of Caroline Wilson of the University of Barcelona. Her paper, “Towards a Thinking and Practice of Sexual Difference: Putting the Practice of Relationship at the Centre” addresses the conflict between the two females outlined above.
As her departure point Professor Wilson takes issue with the current view that “the behaviour and performance of boys and girls remain anchored in the belief that the logical and just outcome should be one where neither sex outperforms the other.” On the contrary, for Wilson we must “go beyond the concern that boys and girls should perform to the same standards and produce the same results. Bringing the signifier of sexual difference into play means that we cannot take for granted that the same achievement (or not) in tests and exams is a reliable measure of children’s flourishing.” (p.203) But what is this “signifier” of which Wilson speaks?
The signifier of which Wilson speaks is her concept of “sexuate human beings.” She wants to overturn the long-held feminist belief that equal educational attainment will issue out into equality for females. Rather, Wilson maintains that females and males are naturally different and this difference is reflected in all their varied engagements, education included. So how does this cash out in the classroom? In other words, what would such a classroom look like governed by the principle of sexuate human beings?
The pedagogical application of the principle of sexuate human beings is that “learning is always contingent upon relationship. There is a strong recognition that teachers make a difference to learning but not that RELATIONSHIP is the central and vital vehicle that ensures the transmission of of knowledge.” (p.205) One would have thought that the recognition that teachers, whether male or female, make a difference to learning on the basis of the fact that Wilson’s relationship was embodied in the teacher-student relationship itself but this would be to overlook Wilson’s principle of sexuate human beings.
The principle asserts that the nature of male and female relationships profoundly differs and that the latter, but not the former, will truly liberate females from patriarchal oppression. “The connection between this disregard of the centrality of relationship and a patriarchcal order that did not tend to recognize female authority – and certainly did not consider women in terms of development of the mind or as producers of great knowledge – is not an innocent one. (Ibid.) It is not innocent because “the basis of Western philosophical thinking was predicated on the usurpation of the female sex, not least the work of the mother.” (pp.208-9)
So there we are. One can only wonder if “Can’t Wait to Get Laid Tonight” would have been so confrontational with her sister if she had adopted Wilson’s principle of sexuate human beings and, of course, its core concept of harmonious female relationships.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
no fool, some guys don’t even know where the fucking clit IS, let alone know how to stimulate it. For any of u guys out there who don’t know any better: the labia and clit are two completely different parts of the female genitilia!
God I’ve had grown ass men in their late 30s playin with my labia flaps when i specifically said play with my CLIT.
To be fair MizzNyowie, I don’t know what half the things in my wife’s purse are.
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I’m the BF. It is true, she gets it everyday……..
…..but I’m also giving it to her best friend once a week.
From an earlier caller: does she do ass to mouth?
Sometimes its good to be a virgin.
I dunno, from re-reading this bitch, it sounds like the dude who commented on your ‘private’ conversation (no conversation is ‘private’ when it’s out in the open, ya dummy — esp at work) was sick and tired of hearing about your private life.
Believe it or not, OB, the only people who actually give a shit about your sex life is you and your partner. Your ‘friend’ at work might pretend to be interested, but I can guarantee she’s just rolling her eyes at you in her head.