To the two middle-aged women who couldn’t figure out my gender. Instead of following me around the store pointing, snickering and then one of you walk right up side me and gawk at my chest and package then giggle and give your friend the thumbs up. You could have been an adult and asked me. I’d rather you did that instead of making me uncomfortable in the supermarket.
Too mature for you 50-year-old prissy douche? Grow a set. —Channeling Bowie
This article appears in Oct 4-10, 2012.
Well Pat, next time you go shopping, take Chris with you.
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Right on man!! er ma’am!!
They may look 50 but they’re clearly dumb, nose-picking tweens…
who don’t understand butch lezzies, effeminate males, or the fact that there are people with different world views out there.
They did grow a set and now they’re tripping over them.
i have seen a few dubious examples of humankind lately myself o.p., and i am still not sure what they are. from the tatooed fool of a douche, to the bald headed freaks on barrington, you just never know what the fuck you are looking at. if you fall into one of these classes, then there is no fucking hope for the future of mankind, as we know it.
if you are of one sex, then how about fucking looking it, not like some fucking foolish manequin that was dumped off on the street.
Wha? Did ya have melons with a pickle in the grocery store? I am left wondering what your gender is myself. So now I am asking ,,,,,, what was ya birthed as?
so NOT my business what your gender is unless you’re hitting on me or me hitting on you. I’m strictly a guy kinda girl. Other than that – do what you will my man/ma’am
Dude, you helped me out in linens not too long ago. Your talents are being wasted there(you wear makeup better than most chicks), you belong in cosmetics! And tell those bitches to get fucked.
You grow a set, of whatever, and next time bitches are stalking you CALL THEM ON IT. They sound stupid enough to honestly not have realized how obvious they were and why should anyone get away with that type of blatantly ignorant behavior? I would’ve made them feel the same uncomfortableness they were inflicting on me so just maybe they’d think twice before their next idiotic stunt. Anyway sorry you got harassed by theses morons.
You wanted attention, you got it. Period. If your a man look like one, a woman? dress like one. There won’t be any embarrassing situations like this unless you dress apparently like you did: for attention. You got what you were looking for. ”I was born this way……dah dah dah….