To a certain downtown restaurant – a friend of mine was eating lunch at your establishment when he came across a small metal ball in his food – you cheap, rotten cunts charged him half price for a meal that he wouldn’t touch – if I had of been there, there would have been NO FUCKING WAY you would have gotten away with that. You have lost several good customers as a result of your stinginess and indifference.
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.
Holy Fuck call the board of health my God he could’ve chocked on that shitty little ball if he didn’t see it! What the fuck are these people thinking?!
Thats a bit extreme, princey, but an apology and a free replacement entree would have been nice.
I would not have paid!
I understand that you may want to keep it private, but what restaurant should I be avoiding now?