So you’re a proud parent who has a sweet ass tat of your kids’ names visible. Since you have a boy and a girl, when you left your 3 year old son alone at a table in the busy food court while taking your stroller-strapped daughter to order your meal, it wasn’t hard to figure out his name.
I am really glad there were no pervs around, because in the time it took for you to get your food, someone could have gone over and said “Hi, X! I’m a friend of your mommy’s. Do you know your mommy’s name? That’s right. She told me to come get you.”
Then if your sorry ass had caught them in the act, they could use your baby momma’s name and pretend they knew her to make a quick getaway.
People, seriously, NEVER turn your back on a kid in public! —I creeped myself out explaining how easily I could snatch your kid…
This article appears in Jul 15-21, 2010.
you mean there are enough reasons already.
that should have been, there aren’t enough reasons.
Canada needs a “License to Breed.” That’s the only way to cull the population of dumb people. Just because dumb-dumbs figure out that Tab A goes into Slot B, doesn’t mean they are smart enough to breed.
And for your ilk, sebastian, maybe a license to ‘be’.
WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Loving the pen name. I was thinking that myself!
Another reason:
The other day I was walking home from work, and there was a car playing the music/bass fully cranked, and there with 3 kids sitting in the back seat… Why not jus stab their ear drums out? It’d jus speed up the process of them going deaf
You sound like you have experience stealing people’s children.
I’m glad you’re creeped out … ’cause I certainly am!