You little dweeb. Yes, I stopped for a pedestrian—that’s what drivers are supposed to do when a traffic jam won’t ensue from such an action. Your whiney bitch arm waving was dramatic in contrast to your lack of pull over bravado afterwards. I guess that saying is true about “the more the car/the less of a man.” May you become a more profound and complex person and may you also grow a pair. —The Guy in Front of You Who Told You Where to Go
This article appears in Sep 13-19, 2012.
yepper, big man, mouth, hot car and small dick syndrome. i guess we’ll just have to wait for the book next time to come out. but seriously, some of these flolk driving those hot lil cars just might be a banger. you gotta watch yourself o.p., they have guns instead of guts. if they come at you, just run them the fuck over, and one less scumbag around.
Normal human being-1, Mr. whiney Type A personality -0. Good start to the week.
I never understood why people say,” grow a pair” meaning balls. Balls are weak and sensitive. Grow a vagina instead, those things can take a pounding…..
When someone (usually a male) does that to me I purposely take my good old sweet time. When we next meet side by side up at the lights I give him a nice big smoochy kiss so he can see by my reaction that he does not impress me at all with his wheels, probably his daddys car. Yup yet another case of a small dick. And Wheels I totally agree with your post lol!!!
Way to quote Betty White without attribution, Wheels.
hmm..chances of yellow stang driver evolving …slim to none
I don’t get the whole nice car, small dick thing.
Really… so we can’t have nice things or we’re clearly trying to compensate?
That’s a convenient catch-all. It’s not at all possible that they’re just a shithead who got lucky with an investment or inheritance?
Do you see these Gucci/Prada/Tiffany’s wearing bitches and think, “Nice clothes, her gaping cavern of a twat must sag half way to her knee”?
Likely not. Just more easy male-bashing I guess.
I drive a used Cobalt, so that must mean I am trying to undercompesate for my large genitalia… either that or it was all I could afford.
“so we can’t have nice things or we’re clearly trying to compensate?”
So what you’re SAYING is, I should find a guy with a crappy car?
Makes sense. 😛
“Fancy” car driving dolts and Gucci/Prada/whatever wearing cunts are equally retarded. I just can’t respect someone who wastes money on explicitly obvious status items when such money can be put to more productive use.
LOL, people actually think that a mustang is a “nice” car, worthy of genital compensation comments. I bet he was wearing oakleys and a TAPOUT shirt too.
Yes kitty, that is correct.
Makes me feel sad for all those basketball players driving their Ferrari’s and Porsche’s…
and how they must so apparently have what can only be described as an ‘innie’ to satisfy their glamorous, trophy wives.
Harper, mustangs can run in the 60K area for the nice ones…
I’d drool over the Shelby GT500 STARTING at 53.5 K base.
There’s usually one down in point pleasant fairly often at sundown with all the other mustangs and shiny toys.
Actually, I have a weird thing about lefties, so I really don’t care who drives what.
I don’t even want to know what it means to drive a motorcycle.
Hay Canned, watch this and get bent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q
i guess some people have to be tarde, before they can be re. that’s like saying a very uncool guy, was he cool before, but lost it. ah, the english language, gotta love to hate it. and all this bullshit punctuation crap. fuck me, we’re not in grade school anymore. if a person can read a sentence with letters missing and not miss a beat, what the fuck then. and the capitals at the beginning, another dumbass waste of time, when you can still read everything that is written out. what a fucking society we live in. but back to dude in tang, yeah, he probly has a small one, but you will have to ask sebastian about it, that’s his territory.
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they have guns instead of guts
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Says the braggart “I have a concealed carry permit and will pistol-whip blah”.
A gun is a cover up for “Johnson issues” too.
Wp
Interesting message. I don’t have a problem using a medically outdated term as a synonym for regularly functioning individuals who just so happen to have the IQ of a dolt. Definitions can be so fluid, so I am open to adopting certain words for my own ends. However, I do draw a line between medically outdated terms and derisive words that received regular use by murderous redneck land (and slave) owners to the detriment of entire classes of persons. Words like the “n” word are too unmalleable, too frozen in history, to be adapted to other uses.
In sum, I do not fully agree with the broad-stroked theme of that retarded video.
Actually, the shittiest drivers I tend to see on the road drive shitbox echos, neons and carollas. Probably because they don’t give a shit if they damage it. Just cuz you ran into a douchebag driving a nice car doesn’t mean everyone who likes to ride in something nice is a douchebag or “less of a man”.