…you idiot. Must have been thinking about how proud you were of your sleek white ride, suit and tie, and seriously coiffed do. Corner of Thistle and Slater in D-Town ring a bell mister “Oh he’s only 10 YARDS AWAY, I’VE GOT LOTS OF TIME!”. Until you’re ego catches up with your rational brain that is SCREAMING at you; “THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IDIOT! HE’S GOING TO HIT YOU!!”
So…lesson learned I’m sure cause your face made me laugh like hell. You gunned it…jumped the curb (cause you cain’t drive (not a typo)) not realizing that I don’t text while I drive, so I saw your costumed ass pull out in front of me as I was pushin’ 50 and I braked…careful to check my rear view to make sure I didn’t fuck the guy or gal behind me.
Anyway. Put the mirror & eyebrow tweezers down and pick up the Nova Scotia Drivers Handbook. Christ…Might have been a momentary lapse of judgement, but bud? You wuz dumb. —Daddy’s Car?
This article appears in Feb 27 – Mar 5, 2014.
We had a close call Friday as we headed up the Massachusetts Ave. exit to the MacKay bridge – this fucking cocksucker pushes his way in front of us on the ramp, then slows down, almost causing us to ram into his rear end. Then he gives us the finger. For what????? The drivers in this city are a fucking disgrace.
How the hell did you end up in ‘D-town’? That must have been more frightening than even the close call. Nothing good ever comes to those who cross over. Nothing. Ever.
What’s the “cain’t” reference? The driver was black?
A woman? Beauty before brains, they always say…
BOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post new bitches!!! Blaahhhh!!!
A MESSAGE FROM GARY (“LIFE SUCKS”)
Gary retailed his usual commercial tits-amd-ass bucketphoto – he’s running my Facebook page with them – which asks the question, “Why Is Your Right Hand Much Stronger Than Your Left?”
Me: “I don’t know Gary. Would you tell us why?”
Gary: “ask Ivan, he is a jerk off, like the rest of the 2 faced bastards on that rag.”
Me: “I’ll report back, Gary.”
Anyone want me to report back to Gary?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Photobucket Alert! Roman coin featuring Janus, the two-faced God of gates and doors, beginnings and transitions
No word on whether or not his Mum and Dad were properly married.
http://www.livius.org/a/1/romanempire/coin…
And now, for a relaxing wank to some classic marble statuary of nekkid ladies.