To my co-worker: You really smell like a dirty dog. All the time. At first, I thought I had morning sickness, but no…your smell is making me gag. Can’t you use some bleach in your laundry or something?
PS…Stop leaving your foot long stray pubes on the toilet seat at work. Clearly, you shed like a dog too. Groom.
No wonder you don’t get laid.
—Maggie
This article appears in Feb 5-11, 2009.
I assume you are a woman from the name Maggie. I have found that a lot of women reek in this city and I mean reek. There are public washrooms at work and the smell is sickening, sour rotten fish and menstrual blood. GROSS.
OP, that’s assuming they actually wash their clothes. I’ve smelt those that do not and…. eeeeeeeew.
I can’t comment on the volume of reeking women versus non-reeking women, but guys sure are smelling better now that axe and tag have come out.
Sure they douse in that shit like it’s the fountain of youth but at least they don’t smell like a taco fart in a hot shower.
Maybe it’s just improperly washed clothes? Some people don’t realize that if you leave your wet clothes in a washer for more than a few hours even if you do dry them with half a pack of bounty sheets, these clothes will stink. The only solution my friends is to re-wash.